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Funniest letter to Tide......LMAO!!!

posted 8/21/2008 7:51:36 AM |
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  Sunshine79

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the
best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In
fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started
to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started
becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and
somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I
grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In
fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were
negative and then my attorney called and said that I
was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of
my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough
without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for
having a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

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1bunny629

Aug 21 @ 7:57AM  
Bad day? Good Day? bad Day? Good Day? "Tide" anyday can end a Clean Day!
shyone_4u699

Aug 21 @ 8:04AM  
I've seen alot in my life. I've been in some really tight spots and some touchy situations. But to me, the thing that strikes fear in my heart is a woman going through MENOPAUSE..... Cold Turkey! Absolutely Completely UNPREDICTABLE
max49

Aug 21 @ 8:59AM  
LMAO That's a good one sweetie. Here's a kudo for ya.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 21 @ 9:15AM  
theSkwirl

Aug 21 @ 9:45AM  
ain't it da truf?

Er, hefty bags... not so much.. try the new ones with the diamond shaped thingies.. they don't break when the parts are a bit jagged :S
themama

Aug 21 @ 10:35AM  
bandengor

Aug 21 @ 12:04PM  
Good one!
Lisa46

Aug 21 @ 1:30PM  
wonder if I can get by with that on some people I work with
zena343

Aug 21 @ 4:07PM  
now that's a good one, kudos
ynot7769

Aug 21 @ 6:55PM  



psstt.....we don't need neither of these here products...just sayin
sugarnspice005

Aug 21 @ 7:23PM  

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