Abuelo In The Nursing Home. posted 8/21/2008 6:11:35 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse

shyone_4u699

A Mexican family was considering putting their
> grandfather (Abuelo) in a nursing home.
> All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so
> they had to put him in an Italian home. After a few
> weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit
> Grandpa.
>
> 'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson.
> 'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and
> respectful, says grandpa.
> 'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was
> the wrong place for you.You know, since you are a
> little different from everyone.'
> 'Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfull they
> treat the residents,'
>
> Abuelo says with a big smile. 'There's a musician here
> -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in
> 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!'
>
> There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old.He
> hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone
> still calls him 'Your Honor'!'
>
> 'There's a dentist here -- 90 years old.He hasn't
> fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls
> him Doctor?!'
>
> 'And me-- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they
> still call me 'The Fucking Mexican'.

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