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THIS is why we'll never understand women posted 8/21/2008 5:57:23 AM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse   ynot7769 I was in my back yard yesterday, trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds, then it came crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.All the while, my wife is watching me from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opened the window and yelled to me, "You need a piece of tail." I turned with a confused look on my face and said to her, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite." Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Hevn84	Aug 21 @ 7:09AM
	Cute. Do u always do what she tells u to do? Lucky wife.
BigFlirt	Aug 21 @ 7:31AM
	Advice, go across the street to the neighbors and ask her for some tail, tell her the wife sent you....
1bunny629	Aug 21 @ 8:09AM
	Very Funny...is the honey moon over...or are we just getting used to being confused?
Sunshine79	Aug 21 @ 8:17AM
	Sounds like what happened to the asshole here that was trying to hang glide on a giant kite during the storm on the beach.....he got smashed onto the ground and then smashed into the side of a building......Ynot, just be glad you weren't attached to the kite!!
Good_lil_feller	Aug 21 @ 8:30AM
	Sounds like what happened to the asshole here that was trying to hang glide on a giant kite during the storm on the beach.....he got smashed onto the ground and then smashed into the side of a building......Ynot, just be glad you weren't attached to the kite!! I saw that on the news the other day.
clickedanad2	Aug 21 @ 8:34AM
	if she tells you to take a flying, fucking leap launching yourself nekkid from the headboard ain't what she means it must have something to do with skydiving you get a greenie for the grin
Ewe_Wish	Aug 21 @ 9:57AM
	Well at first I thought this was a personal story about you Ynot.......cause you're confused alot....... but I know that MrsY would never tell you to go fly a kite when it comes to nookie....... You get a kudo this morning tho........
themama	Aug 21 @ 10:24AM
	Cute...
bandengor	Aug 21 @ 12:02PM
	good one!
ynot7769	Aug 21 @ 6:36PM
	Lucky wife ya'll don't know the half of it is the honey moon over...or are we just getting used to being confused? well IF this is confused then i'm happy as hell Ynot, just be glad you weren't attached to the kite!! ya'll gotta KNOW this was nothing but a joke RIGHT?? *sits thinkin how shes never told me nuthin bout kites but damn i end up with alotta tail* launching yourself nekkid from the headboard ain't what she means oh no ..that's what she means....it's called muff divin....and keepin in practice is ...''on da' list" but I know that MrsY would never tell you to go fly a kite when it comes to nookie....... alas ...atleast SOMEONE knows what's what here........
alybai42	Aug 21 @ 10:19PM
	Did I miss the wedding