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Inexpensive Vasectomy

posted 8/20/2008 2:23:17 PM |
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  swyeter

Or should I say, “Invasive vasectomy?"

After their 11th child, an ____________ (fill in the blank with your favorite state) couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to a doctor and told him that they didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in this man's state ) light it, put it in a beer can (Budweiser), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The man said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.



**(I am not asking for an answer BUT do have to wonder what state you used to fill in the blank.)**

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ThePurpleProphet

Aug 20 @ 3:48PM  
That's gonna leave a mark. That guy must really be stupid. I can count to 10 without using my fingers so I could just keep the can by my head, duh.
soft_touch938

Aug 20 @ 5:27PM  
Love surprise punch lines...this was so funny! Thanks swyeter....I really needed a good laugh today.
rescueremedy

Aug 20 @ 7:39PM  
I`d take of my shoes to count to ten .... cute ....
Ewe_Wish

Aug 20 @ 7:56PM  
So Swyeter...........did it work for you? By the way.............where the hell is my support check.......
Sunshine79

Aug 20 @ 8:31PM  
OMG....poor soul!
sugarnspice005

Aug 20 @ 8:47PM  
OMG!!!
ynot7769

Aug 20 @ 8:58PM  
swyeter

Aug 20 @ 10:02PM  
PP ~ While that may not result in a vasectomy as we commonly think of but the result could still be the same by him not having any more children.

Softy ~ Glad I was able to brighten your day.

RR ~ If you have to take your shoes off to count to 10 I have to ask, “How many fingers are you missing?”

EW ~ According to you it didn’t, that’s why you’re asking for the support check; which BTW is in the mail.

Sunshine ~ Look at the bright side, if he blows it off you could add it to your toys.

Sugar ~ That’s the same thing his wife said.

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