"Yesterday, President Bush announced there are going to be some big changes in intelligence in the White House. Yeah, he's leaving." --Jay Leno
"Yesterday, Bill Clinton was giving a speech, he told a group of supporters that his wife Hillary is the person he most wants to spend time with. Yeah, apparently Clinton likes to start every speech with a joke, sort of loosen things up a little bit, get people happy, relaxed." --Conan O'Brien
"But I think the U.S. is going to do well, particularly in swimming, I think we have a very strong swimming time this year for the Olympics, yeah, that's right. Dick Cheney in particular looks great in the freestyle waterboarding." --David Letterman
"Well listen, Barack Obama accused Republicans of trying to make others fear him, because, and I quote, he 'doesn't look like the other presidents on the dollar bill.' So the choice is, do you want to elect a guy who doesn't look like the president on the dollar bill, or do you want to elect a guy who looks older than the president on the dollar bill?" --Jay Leno
"John McCain's daughter announced she's writing a children's book based on her father's life. I think that's very nice, yeah. The children's book is called 'James and the Giant Prostate.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Yeah that's the big talk, they say Barack Obama could decide to go with another woman. See that's what killed John Edwards' chances of being VP, he decided to go with another woman." --Jay Leno
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Looking4ever
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Aug 20 @ 11:17AM
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"John McCain's daughter announced she's writing a children's book based on her father's life. I think that's very nice, yeah. The children's book is called 'James and the Giant Prostate.'" --Conan O'Brien
Or James and his Major Comb Over Do men that do this think it's fooling anyone? Can't he and Trump afford a good tupe? Geez.
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Wordsofwit
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Aug 20 @ 12:15PM
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I love things like this! But these are not current as in this wee, all of the shows are in reruns and hosts on vacation.
I always make time for Leno's monologue, often going to bed right after.
That being said, there is a fantastic Web site, updated daily that gathers all of the political jokes into one display that I read on a daily basis.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldailyfeed3.htm
Enjoy!!!
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tailchaser
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Aug 20 @ 1:22PM
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"Yesterday, President Bush announced there are going to be some big changes in intelligence in the White House. Yeah, he's leaving." --Jay Leno
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theSkwirl
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Aug 20 @ 5:11PM
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Sadly, there's no real need to make Dubya jokes cuz .. he does fine on his own
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rescueremedy
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Aug 20 @ 7:47PM
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Sadly, there's no real need to make Dubya jokes cuz .. he does fine on his own Skwirl ....you only speak the truth ... 
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Sunshine79
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Aug 20 @ 8:33PM
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"Yesterday, Bill Clinton was giving a speech, he told a group of supporters that his wife Hillary is the person he most wants to spend time with. Yeah, apparently Clinton likes to start every speech with a joke, sort of loosen things up a little bit, get people happy, relaxed." --Conan O'Brien
That's so mean!!!
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 20 @ 9:27PM
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"Yesterday, President Bush announced there are going to be some big changes in intelligence in the White House. Yeah, he's leaving." --Jay Leno
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