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posted 8/20/2008 9:18:59 AM |
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Why do frogs seem so indifferent towrds me? When they land on me, they don't even bother to give me a sideways glance. Some even use me as their own private toilet, then hop away without even a how'd ya doo.

I've spent many nights sobbing, well into the early morning hours, wondering why they have no interest in my feelings. Perhaps I'm taking the wrong approach, maybe I should be more assertive, but when I am assertive they give me the old...croak-off Bort.

I'm probably going to get a lot suggestions like ...get a life Bort. But what kind of life can I expect without the love and respect of the frog community. Might as well take a flying leap off the Grand Canyon.

Do any of you have a good relationship with frogs? Can you give me some tips?

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Aug 20 @ 9:22AM  
I hear ya buddy! my kids are like that.

Aug 20 @ 9:27AM  
Borty need to get out more methinks....

I suggest you get outta the frog pit and swim with the big fish...nothing like kissing some good bass..........

Aug 20 @ 9:29AM  
Some even use me as their own private toilet
So ummm Borty.........just out of curiosity........what does Frog poop look like?

I hope your kissing them frogs...........You may find your princess or at least get them to quit pooping on you..............

Aug 20 @ 9:56AM  
Have you considered joining P.E.T.A.

People Eating Tasty Animals, frogs legs make good eating,taste like chicken

Aug 20 @ 11:14AM  
Um, why do you want a relationship with frogs?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Not going to use them the way Luna's (was it Luna that posted the YouTube bit about the monkey and frog?) monkey did?

Hope you get help..and soon, my friend.

Aug 20 @ 12:17PM  
Aww borty I hear what you are saying and I feel for you my friend. You may try what I have always done whenever they have used me as their own private toilet. I stand right up, look them squarely in the eyes, pull out my dick and piss on those ungrateful little %$%^^&*)(*#@. Just my worthless two cents worth. Oh and by the must be using something different to clean all those panties. The fumes smell different than usual and makes my head feel funny. Good luck my friend.

Aug 20 @ 2:44PM  
That's just cuz amphibians is cold blooded.. I suggest alka seltzer.

Aug 20 @ 3:37PM  
can't say i have a relationship with frogs Borty.....
but i have licked a toad or two!

Aug 20 @ 4:55PM  
Oh! Original thought.. maybe you should give up relations with frogs and go for Skwirls!!!!

Aug 20 @ 5:40PM  
Man, I thik they get it from the lizards over here in Florida....they are just like that!

Aug 20 @ 8:00PM  
but i have licked a toad or two!
Sweetie.........them bumps on there dont mean its a toad................ EWWWWWWWWWWW

Aug 20 @ 9:08PM  
Borty...frogs like flies...those big, fat, shiny green/blue flies. Give them a bunch of those and they will be your best buds.


Aug 20 @ 9:36PM  
I don't seem to have that problem. However, I do have problems with ladybugs landing on me from time to time.

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