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and now for something light and funny posted 8/20/2008 6:12:54 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse   ynot7769 X- RATED QUESTIONS 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party. A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party, except you. 4) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. 5) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 6) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. 7) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic. 8) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. 9) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut. 10) Jewish dilemma: Free PORK. 11) The three words men hate to hear most during sex: 'Are you in?' 12) The three words women hate to hear most during sex: 'Honey, I'm home!' Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

read more blogs! Blogs by ynot7769: A repost??? Judge Judy to A Prostitute...... Faithfull?? THIS is why we'll never understand women Gotta love a texas dad and now for something light and funny Man Translation... more fire? ynot * LIFE IN THE 1500'S *** Ynot Get Hot!?!?

gotsoe0011	Aug 20 @ 6:20AM
	I can't wait to us a couple of these on some people!
ynot7769	Aug 20 @ 6:21AM
	I can't wait to us a couple of these on some people! and i'm dyin to hear how they work out fer ya
southerngent64	Aug 20 @ 6:37AM
	2) How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. Straddle, can you help him out? 8) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Never tried doughnuts. Bundt cake? Yes. Messy? Yes! 6) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. We just make loud, primal, unintelligible grunts. And apologize to the neighbors the next day. 11) The three words men hate to hear most during sex: 'Are you in?' And all this time I thought it was "My husband's home!" Kidding!
DangerousCurves999	Aug 20 @ 6:43AM
	Those are funny
tailchaser	Aug 20 @ 6:49AM
	With all the drama lately concerning what offends people I could make a case that the Catholic and Jewish jokes are offensive................................................................................................................................................................................................................................but very funny
BigFlirt	Aug 20 @ 7:08AM
	Those was great...
Ewe_Wish	Aug 20 @ 7:38AM
	4) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. For a minute there..........I thought that I had been a catholic wife...............but there wasnt anything fake about my jewelry................or my orgasms for that matter......
Sunshine79	Aug 20 @ 7:52AM
	4) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. I do not wear fake jewelry!!!
Wordsofwit	Aug 20 @ 8:03AM
	These are pretty good. I have quite a few jewish and catholic jokes I could add, but......
soft_touch938	Aug 20 @ 9:16AM
	Very funny Ynot! May I add... What do you do with old prostitutes? You send them to the Virgin Islands for recycling.
bandengor	Aug 20 @ 12:00PM
	3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party. A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party, except you. I've know plenty of them.
StraddleMyNose	Aug 20 @ 9:19PM
	2) How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. Straddle, can you help him out? I don't know, I'll give it a shot...