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New Windows Messages ~ Joke

posted 8/19/2008 7:01:08 PM |

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bandengor

The following are new Windows messages that were under consideration for Windows Vista:

1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

6. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

7. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."

8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"

9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

12. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

13. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

14. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

15. User Error: Replace user.

16. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

17. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.

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Ewe_Wish

Aug 19 @ 7:07PM

Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
oh shit!!!

Lisa46

Aug 19 @ 7:09PM

Dayna I told you not to install that stuff in my computer officer really it isn't my computer I borrowed it from work

ynot7769

Aug 19 @ 7:26PM

we don't have any computer software....mattter of fact da' mrs says we dont even own a computer....ummm it's stolen i think

no no no wait...not stolen .... BORROWED

ynot7769

Aug 19 @ 7:27PM

*sips coffee n watches da mrs run back in n leave a kudo.........nekid ............and watches for Bandys responce *

Sunshine79

Aug 19 @ 7:32PM

love those!!!

sugarnspice005

Aug 19 @ 8:58PM

4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

17. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.

I agree with what Dayna said, "Oh shit!!!"

rescueremedy

Aug 19 @ 9:14PM

Band ...I`ve been in the corner a long time ....can i come out and play ...

mrknowuwell

Aug 19 @ 10:58PM

^^^^ u stay in the corner...............keep me company

StraddleMyNose

Aug 20 @ 9:46PM

I have heard for some time now that those are a bitch. I think I'll continue waiting on getting a new computer.

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