Two blacks guys were walking along a road in Los Angeles when
they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken LA cop.
One guy was thrown through the windscreen and the other was
knocked down an embankment.
The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the
second with leaving the scene of an accident
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> --- A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he
> asked,
> > 'Please may I hide under your skirt. I'll
> explain
> > later.' The nun agreed.
> >
> > A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
> > 'Sister, have you
> > seen a soldier?'
> >
> > The nun replied, 'He went that way'.
> >
> > After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out
> from
> > under her skirt and
> > said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You
> see,
> > I don't want to go to
> > Iraq.'
> >
> > The nun said, 'I understand completely'.
> >
> > The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but
> you
> > have a great pair of legs!'
> >
> > The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little
> higher,
> > you would have seen a
> > great pair of nuts...I don't want to go to Iraq
> > either.'
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Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street
corner talking to each other with sign language.
Mute #1 (SIGN) "What would you like to do?"
Mute #2 (SIGN) "I don't know, what about you?"
Mute #1 (SIGN) "Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to a
dark space and have some fun."
Mute #2 (SIGN) "Good idea."
So they get his car, find some girls, drive to a dark spot and
are having a ball when the guy in the back seat taps the guy in
the front seat on the shoulder...
Front Seat Mute (SIGN) "What?"
Back Seat Mute (SIGN) "Have you got any protection?"
Front Seat Mute (SIGN) "No. Don't you?"
Back Seat Mute (SIGN) "No. We had better go to a drug store and
get some."
They precede to drive to a drug store and the man in the back
seat gets out and goes inside. In two minutes he is back outside
and taps on the car window.
Inside Mute (SIGN) "What?"
Outside Mute (SIGN) "I've got a problem."
Inside Mute (SIGN) "What?"
Outside Mute (SIGN) "I can't make the druggist understand what I
want."
Inside Mute (SIGN) "I know What to do."
Outside Mute (SIGN) "What?"
Inside Mute (SIGN) "Go back inside. Put five dollars on the
counter. Put your pecker on the counter. He'll know what you
want."
Outside Mute (SIGN) "Good idea."
The man goes back into the drug store and two minutes later he's
back at the car window.
Inside Mute (SIGN) "Well?"
Outside Mute (SIGN) "It didn't work."
Inside Mute (SIGN) "What do you mean?"
Outside Mute (SIGN) "I did what you told me to do. I went inside.
I put 5 dollars on the counter. I put my pecker on the counter.
He put his on the counter. It was bigger than mine. He took my 5
dollars."
OH LORDY!!!
  
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