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It's Important For Men To Remember..........

posted 8/18/2008 10:56:43 PM |
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  Sunshine79

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Judy. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Judy to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Judy. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
Signed,
Jim

EDITOR'S NOTE:
Jim died suddenly on Feb 27 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a golf club, a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II, jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing ... and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Judy was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Jim somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.


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tailchaser

Aug 18 @ 11:02PM  
I think Jims wife made a "hole in one"
StraddleMyNose

Aug 18 @ 11:23PM  
Too funny!
themama

Aug 18 @ 11:30PM  
msvoluptuos

Aug 18 @ 11:36PM  
That wasa GREAT!!!

Thanks for the good laugh!!!!



NightOfOld

Aug 18 @ 11:47PM  

Yep !
Women just never learnt how to drive.
funnywhapper

Aug 19 @ 1:12AM  
as a fuller brush salesman for fifty years, since i was 8 yrs. old, started working
early, nobody is home anymore. its all different now. ya just order
from the home office. they don't need salesman. its all computerized.
ya get 20% off on all the cleaning products, if ya sign up. it used to
be there were territories. i retire in less than three months with a fifty
year pin. i've seen a lot in those 50 yrs. cleaning is not much fun to
most people. now that you have a house, enjoy cleaning it all the time.
its sadistic i tell ya. now about the cobwebs in the high vaulted ceilings?
we have extensions brushes for that. so that you can be 'immaculate'.
mrknowuwell

Aug 19 @ 2:43AM  
note to self......git rid of the golf clubs...........
max49

Aug 19 @ 5:38PM  
LMFAO Jim WAS a brave man. May he rest with a piece...I mean in peace.

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