In Louisiana, this fella, Boudreaux, had a bad vehicle accident,
a truck. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was
Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine"? the lawyer
Boudreaux responded, "Let me told you what happened. Me, I had jus
my favorite mule, Bessie, into da . . "
I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!"?
Boudreaux said, "I had jus got Bessie into da trailer and I was
down da road . . ."
The lawyer interrupted again and! said , "Judge, I am trying to
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several
weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he
fraud. Please tell him to answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Boudreaux's answer
said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
Boudreaux thanked the Judge and proceeded, "I had just loaded
favorite mule, into da trailer and was driving her down da highway
huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck
da side. Me, I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into
udder.. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move at tall.
could herd ole Bessie moanin and groanin. Me, I knew she was in some
o' terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after da accident, a Highway Patrolman, he came on da scene.
herd Bessie moanin' and groanin' so, him, he went over ta her. After
took hisself a look at her, he took out his gun and shot her between
eyes. Den da Patrolman came cross da road, gun in hand, and looked at
me, and said 'How are you feeling?'"
"Now what da hell would you say?!"
No I didn't write this, it is a joke ha ha
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