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posted 8/18/2008 12:09:16 PM |
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  Lisa46

In Louisiana, this fella, Boudreaux, had a bad vehicle accident,
caused by
a truck. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was
questioning
Boudreaux.
Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine"? the lawyer
asked.
Boudreaux responded, "Let me told you what happened. Me, I had jus
loaded
my favorite mule, Bessie, into da . . "
I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer
the
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!"?
Boudreaux said, "I had jus got Bessie into da trailer and I was
driving
down da road . . ."
The lawyer interrupted again and! said , "Judge, I am trying to
establish
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the
Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several
weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he
is a
fraud. Please tell him to answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Boudreaux's answer
and
said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favorite
mule, Bessie."
Boudreaux thanked the Judge and proceeded, "I had just loaded
Bessie, my
favorite mule, into da trailer and was driving her down da highway
when dis
huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck
right in
da side. Me, I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into
da
udder.. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move at tall.
But, I
could herd ole Bessie moanin and groanin. Me, I knew she was in some
kind
o' terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after da accident, a Highway Patrolman, he came on da scene.
He
herd Bessie moanin' and groanin' so, him, he went over ta her. After
he
took hisself a look at her, he took out his gun and shot her between
da
eyes. Den da Patrolman came cross da road, gun in hand, and looked at
me, and said 'How are you feeling?'"

"Now what da hell would you say?!"

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No I didn't write this, it is a joke ha ha

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theSkwirl

Aug 18 @ 12:12PM  
I'm fine!!!
xquseme

Aug 18 @ 12:16PM  
"Hope you like steak!"
NightOfOld

Aug 18 @ 12:29PM  

I would say not to good, .. you dune shot my ass.
BigFlirt

Aug 18 @ 2:09PM  
shyone_4u699

Aug 18 @ 5:44PM  
WoW! What's a poor cajun supposed to say when his ass was just shot.....and the trooper is still standing there with his gun out???
rescueremedy

Aug 18 @ 5:58PM  
Very cute ..... Lisa
Sunshine79

Aug 18 @ 7:29PM  
I'd say the same damn thing!!!!

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