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posted 8/18/2008 9:12:31 AM |
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A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible
shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were
washed up with him. After looking around, he
realized that they were stranded on a deserted
island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of
taking his two animal companions to the beach
every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red
with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was
warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned
over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,
growled fiercely until the man took his arm from
around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there
was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was a woman.

That evening, the man brought the newcomer to the
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening
- red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -
perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man
started to get 'those feelings' again..

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally
gave in and leaned over to the woman and told her
he hadn't had sex for months. She batted her
eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could do for him.

He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

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Wordsofwit

Aug 18 @ 9:18AM  
That is great! Kudo!
theSkwirl

Aug 18 @ 10:04AM  
OMG Mr. KUW was shipwrecked???
sugarnspice005

Aug 18 @ 10:27AM  
Good one!
Sunshine79

Aug 18 @ 7:19PM  
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA>.......LMAO!!!

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