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posted 8/17/2008 3:43:29 PM |
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  DangerousCurves999


She was standing in the kitchen
Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
She turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or This is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;
Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.

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keepinganeyeout

Aug 17 @ 3:48PM  

thats just wrong !...... but truthfull !
em_tae10

Aug 17 @ 3:53PM  
Not funny, not funnny at all....ok it was..lol
Sunshine79

Aug 17 @ 4:06PM  
LMAO!
Looking4ever

Aug 17 @ 5:00PM  
Doesn't matter how long it takes as long as both parties enjoy themselves. Right?
NightOfOld

Aug 17 @ 5:41PM  

I hate 2 hour eggs.
rescueremedy

Aug 17 @ 5:57PM  
That is soooo sad ....
manwithoutahorse

Aug 17 @ 6:01PM  
I like em "hard" boiled, especially in the morning.
theSkwirl

Aug 17 @ 8:07PM  
I unno ... if you cook em at medium heat so they don't break as much... it still takes fifteen mins.. that's not a bad average.
StraddleMyNose

Aug 17 @ 9:36PM  

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