Ynot's Magical Balls posted 8/17/2008 2:50:11 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: ynot

Ewe_Wish

What do you do when you realize that one of your best friends in the world is weirder than you ever suspected. Just got a call from the Ynots….apparently they were out having an all you can eat and sneak into the man purse for later buffet and on the way home stopped to shop. Now understand now that the Ys are living out in stixsville, the reception on his cell phone is not what it should be and sometimes when he is talking it doesn’t make sense………ok we can’t always use the reception as an excuse but today it had to be.

Ynot was telling me they had went shopping and something about 8 magic balls half price and he was thrilled. Now I don’t know why he would have been thrilled about having 8 balls, seems to me it would make for some hard walking, but the fact that they were magical might be of some help. He mentioned something about MrsY wanting to keep turning them over and over and I guess at this point I felt I was hearing way more about their sex life than I needed to or really wanted to.
Finally he got where he could pick up some half decent reception and said that I had misunderstood him a magic 8 ball……….sorry I said still have no idea what your talking about………..though secretly I was relieved that he didn’t have 8 balls……..cause watching him walk bow legged would have just been too painful for everyone…….. So as he is explaining it to me in Ynot jibberish and as I listened closely…………ok I was letting him ramble and googling it by this time I found what he was talking about.

Ok I may be the only one who has never heard of a magic 8 ball…….I have lived a somewhat sheltered life apparently… ……….but this ball you ask it a question turn it upside down and it will give you an answer………well there is a web page that you can do basically the same thing so I thought I would ask it some questions……..just to see how much weight should really be put in a plastic ball that gives you the answers to life………….that was 50% off on sale…………….

Will Ynot ever be rich? I asked it……….definitely the magic 8 ball responded.

Will Ynot accidently burn his own house down? I asked…….My sources say no says the magic 8 ball.

Will Ynot ever Pull over? I asked ……My sources say no says the magic 8 ball.

Ok so far I am with them on these answers…..chances are that Ynot will be rich someday………probably skin diving for roto ruter and He may not burn his house down……..as long as MrsY has the hose at the ready……….and Ynot pulling over…….well you know he is so damn stubborn he wont………

So I thought I would ask it some more questions about me this time:

Will I ever fall in love? I ask the magic 8 ball………….Yes was the answer.

Will he love me too? I asked the magic 8 Ball…………..NO WAY!! It replied………damn story of my life……….

Will I have sex this year? I asked the magic 8 Ball…….and the reply was…….Better chance that Ynot will burn his own damn house down……..

I don't know that I would trust anything you can get 50% off to answer lifes questions. I think I’ll go back praying to God for the answers he just says No……..he doesn’t get sarcastic about it.

If you are interested in finding out lifes answers without paying the 50 cents that Ynot did (damn that man is a big spender isn't he?) there is a website to go to

Magic 8 Ball

I wish you better luck with it than I had..........

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