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posted 8/16/2008 2:44:57 PM |
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  DangerousCurves999



A beautiful female student walks into a professor's office.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam," she says.
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully
into his eyes.
"I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything..."
He returns her gaze, "Anything?"
She seductively licks her lips "Anything."
His voice softens, "Anything?"
"Anything," she repeats again.
His voice turns to a whisper.
"Would you ... study?"


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samclaunts

Aug 16 @ 3:07PM  
BoinkerDude

Aug 16 @ 3:15PM  
Ahhahahahaha!!!! Love it!
BigFlirt

Aug 16 @ 3:20PM  
NightOfOld

Aug 16 @ 3:20PM  

Excellent
Sunshine79

Aug 16 @ 5:08PM  
SHUT DOWN!!! lmao!!
1bunny629

Aug 16 @ 6:26PM  
Ewe_Wish

Aug 16 @ 6:53PM  
theSkwirl

Aug 16 @ 7:47PM  
Ok .. just so you know.. rootbeer fuckin burns when it shoots out your nose!
Looking4ever

Aug 16 @ 8:02PM  
Well, anything except THAT!
clickedanad2

Aug 16 @ 8:05PM  
rootbeer fuckin burns when it shoots out your nose!
try a straw
it numbs the nose - or so I've been told

a greenie for the grin, DC
onehornytoad69

Aug 16 @ 11:45PM  
good One!!!! thx!
aftershox

Aug 17 @ 12:31AM  
Yanno, If I dressed up in my plaid miniskirt for a little naughty roleplay and Professor-dearest pulled that line on me.. I would be really pissed.

That just ain't right!
asnet

Aug 17 @ 2:10AM  
borty293

Aug 17 @ 2:32AM  
I always get requests like that in my Pantology class....I just tell them to put their nose to the crotch..errr...I mean grindstone... yours Professor Pan.T.Borty

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