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Just another reason to open Pervia Bar

posted 8/16/2008 11:19:41 AM |
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  BigFlirt

To
my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As
Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In
a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words,
we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information : I'm doing it as a public service.



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keepinganeyeout

Aug 16 @ 11:26AM  
good one BF
tailchaser

Aug 16 @ 11:29AM  
Get drunk,have unprotected sex; get something worse than E-coli
Ewe_Wish

Aug 16 @ 11:29AM  
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information : I'm doing it as a public service.
You are such a kind man BF is there no boundaries to the lengths that you will go to help your friends........such an unselfesh gesture..........I salute you..........(ok not salutey emoticon this will have to do... )


Kudos
Looking4ever

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Aug 16 @ 11:41AM  
I'm doing it as a public service.

Always so willing to sacrifice yourself for the betterment of AMD. What a guy!
Sunshine79

Aug 16 @ 11:51AM  
Yes.....It's why I'm going out to drink tonite, WOO HOO!!!

(Yes I'm still sick, but it's my girlfriends b-day. So I'm meeting her up in Daytona Beach to party!!)
keepinganeyeout

Aug 16 @ 11:55AM  
"Yes.....It's why I'm going out to drink tonite, WOO HOO!!!

"(Yes I'm still sick, but it's my girlfriends b-day. So I'm meeting her up in Daytona Beach to party!!) "

we want details Sunshine!
NightOfOld

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Aug 16 @ 12:06PM  

BF I'm giving a kudo for this one. Never liked water myself.
whisperingcomet

Aug 16 @ 1:50PM  
Well Damn! Why didnt some body tell me the bar was opening early today...

Here's to your heath BF..wanna sit in ghe hot tub with me,

I promise not to pee in like I did before
soft_touch938

Aug 16 @ 1:54PM  
Is the Pervia Bar opening early today??? AWRIGHT I'll have a beer and a shot of Carmel Apple on the side....PARTY TIME!
BigFlirt

Aug 16 @ 1:56PM  
Well hell lets open it, but who serving? or is it self serve?
Thanks for not peein in the hot tub this time coment.
girlcountry

Aug 16 @ 2:37PM  
I'll have a whiskey straight up with a coke for a chaser!!
rescueremedy

Aug 16 @ 2:40PM  
I`ll have a scotch .....i think it is self serve today ...
Ewe_Wish

Aug 16 @ 3:41PM  
Wow if you all are starting this early maybe i will get my chance to be designated blogger today.............so bottoms up ..............this round is on me.
BigFlirt

Aug 16 @ 4:33PM  
Who's Bottom is up????
featherone

Aug 16 @ 4:56PM  
well, you have wine and beer down! what about old jack daniels? what is said about people who drink jack?
BigFlirt

Aug 16 @ 6:30PM  
what is said about people who drink jack?

Alcoholic....
rescueremedy

Aug 16 @ 11:37PM  
Waiter over here .... ... I could use a scotch
Ewe_Wish

Aug 16 @ 11:38PM  
I could use a scotch

I kinda favor the Irish myself........
rescueremedy

Aug 16 @ 11:40PM  
I love the accent ....
rescueremedy

Aug 16 @ 11:41PM  
Oh , Btw .... did you see the nice butt on our waiter ...
Ewe_Wish

Aug 16 @ 11:50PM  
Oh , Btw .... did you see the nice butt on our waiter ...
Well yea............why do you think I insisted on sliding his tip into his back pocket?
rescueremedy

Aug 16 @ 11:53PM  
You are good ...... i`m going to learn some things .... when he comes back ...i`ll leave a tip ...is giving him my room key tooo much ...
Ewe_Wish

Aug 17 @ 12:15AM  
is giving him my room key tooo much ...


Ewe_wish should have thought of that herself........


Ummm well RR maybe you should hold off giving him your room key ..........I mean You wouldnt want him to think your easy or anything............


*fumbles around looking for my damn room key........now where the hell did I put that...........*



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