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posted 8/15/2008 10:06:24 PM |
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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peters legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.

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Probably wasn't the same elephant.

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Aug 15 @ 11:56PM  

Aug 16 @ 12:05AM  
Nope didn`t expect that ....

Aug 16 @ 12:31AM  

Aug 16 @ 5:05AM  

Aug 16 @ 6:38AM  
Well DAYUMMM, SunShine!! I expected a human interest story at best. This was like you being a baseball pitcher with a fast ball in the high 90's. I'm in the box sitting on that heat and you throwing me a slow curve about 68 MPH. Oh YEAH, this caught me totally off guard.

Aug 16 @ 10:16AM  
I liked that one....I'm gonna email it to my friends.

Aug 16 @ 11:21AM  
i needed that! thanx!

Aug 16 @ 3:16PM  
well hell you got me wasn't expecting that either

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Incredible Story! (Bet you didn't see this one coming) LMAO!