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posted 8/15/2008 8:19:41 PM |
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God, I pray this is not a rerun.....I will shoot myself if I get hell for this. I've never heard it, so it's not a rerun to me. I had a good laugh so, I have to share!

............. ............ ............ ............. ..........

Sheriff in a small town walks out in the
street and sees a blond cowboy coming
down the walk with nothing on but his
cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he
arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in
the world are you dressed like this?'

The Cowboy says:

'Well it's like this Sheriff . I was
in the bar down the road and
this pretty little red head
asks me to go out to her motor home
with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off
her top and asks me to pull off
my shirt. So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to
pull off my pants. So I did.

Then she pulls off her
panties and asks me to
pull off my shorts. So I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind
of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy ...'
and here I am.'

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Aug 15 @ 8:24PM  
No i never heard the joke.........and as funny as it sorry its not as funny as..........

God, I pray this is not a rerun.....I will shoot myself it I get hell for this.

and you know Sunshine.......if ppl dont like your jokes or they think they are reruns.........just say to yourself..........joke em if they cant take a fuck.......

Aug 15 @ 8:41PM  
here's your greenie Ma'am
reckon it's new ta me too

Aug 15 @ 9:09PM  
very cute ....

Aug 15 @ 9:14PM  
That was cute!

Aug 15 @ 9:33PM  
Ayup and many cowboys are indeed just exactly that dumb.

Aug 15 @ 9:35PM  
hey I think I know somebody that dumb!

Aug 15 @ 9:44PM  
Really Bandy? *takes off shirt*

Now you take off your shirt.

Aug 15 @ 9:54PM  
I had never heard it.

Aug 15 @ 10:01PM  
I would have handcuffed, then rode him.

Aug 15 @ 10:45PM  
ya did good sunshine!

Aug 15 @ 11:37PM  
I think I met that guy a couple of years ago...found him in AFF....dumb as a box of rocks and probably still scratchin' his head wonderin' what the hell happened...

Good one to me too!

Aug 15 @ 11:59PM  
Good One.. thx!

Aug 16 @ 5:43AM  
a classic

Aug 16 @ 10:37AM  
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to
pull off my pants. So I did.

Just curious; How did he do that without taking off his boots

Aug 16 @ 11:24AM  
too cute!

Aug 18 @ 11:53PM  
theSkwirl wrote:

Really Bandy? *takes off shirt*

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