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Naked Cowboy!!! LMAO! posted 8/15/2008 8:19:41 PM | 5 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: naked, funny, sunshine   Sunshine79 God, I pray this is not a rerun.....I will shoot myself if I get hell for this. I've never heard it, so it's not a rerun to me. I had a good laugh so, I have to share! ............. ............ ............ ............. .......... Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?' The Cowboy says: 'Well it's like this Sheriff . I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt. So I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants. So I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts. So I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy ...' and here I am.' Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Ewe_Wish	Aug 15 @ 8:24PM
	No i never heard the joke.........and as funny as it is.........im sorry its not as funny as.......... God, I pray this is not a rerun.....I will shoot myself it I get hell for this. and you know Sunshine.......if ppl dont like your jokes or they think they are reruns.........just say to yourself..........joke em if they cant take a fuck.......
clickedanad2	Aug 15 @ 8:41PM
	here's your greenie Ma'am reckon it's new ta me too
rescueremedy	Aug 15 @ 9:09PM
	very cute ....
sugarnspice005	Aug 15 @ 9:14PM
	That was cute!
theSkwirl	Aug 15 @ 9:33PM
	Ayup and many cowboys are indeed just exactly that dumb.
bandengor	Aug 15 @ 9:35PM
	hey I think I know somebody that dumb!
theSkwirl	Aug 15 @ 9:44PM
	Really Bandy? *takes off shirt* Now you take off your shirt.
Wordsofwit	Aug 15 @ 9:54PM
	I had never heard it.
Hevn84	Aug 15 @ 10:01PM
	I would have handcuffed, then rode him.
manwithoutahorse	Aug 15 @ 10:45PM
	ya did good sunshine!
soft_touch938	Aug 15 @ 11:37PM
	I think I met that guy a couple of years ago...found him in AFF....dumb as a box of rocks and probably still scratchin' his head wonderin' what the hell happened... Good joke...new one to me too!
onehornytoad69	Aug 15 @ 11:59PM
	Good One.. thx!
ynot7769	Aug 16 @ 5:43AM
	a classic
tailchaser	Aug 16 @ 10:37AM
	Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants. So I did. Just curious; How did he do that without taking off his boots
keepinganeyeout	Aug 16 @ 11:24AM
	too cute!
mcroxton	Aug 18 @ 11:53PM
	theSkwirl wrote: Really Bandy? *takes off shirt*