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posted 8/15/2008 12:25:55 AM |
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  StraddleMyNose

YUCK YUCK YUCK!!! Was talking with Tom last night and we we're talking about some of the nasty ass smells out there. What started it off was he was about to eat and I couldn't resist bringing that topic off. I started with asking him if he's ever smelled cocked beans in a pot that's been left out for like a week. He almost threw up because he had remembered years ago where he did catch a wiff of spoiled beans only one time and that it was so bad that it left such an impression on him. True, that's gotta be one of the most rotten smells that I have ever encountered as well.

Now, if they were to offer that up on Fear Factor to eat for competing for the $50,000, would you do it, especially if they added rotten cheese and maggots to the rotten cooked beans?

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Looking4ever

Aug 15 @ 12:34AM  
Obviously you have never had to smell an ostomy bag...
keepinganeyeout

Aug 15 @ 12:35AM  
LADIES and GENTELMEN

The Minister of Menstruation
The Cardinal of Cadaver's
The Duke of Disgusting
The Pope of Poop!!!!

All Hail King Straddle
Looking4ever

Aug 15 @ 12:38AM  
The Pope of Poop!!!!

That title might need to go to WoW...
StraddleMyNose

Aug 15 @ 12:41AM  
The Pope of Poop!!!!

That title might need to go to WoW...

Yeah, with those skidmark underwears that Bruce wears and how he loves taking the shotguns shits, I would say that would really fit him.
NightOfOld

Aug 15 @ 1:09AM  


The Minister of Menstruation
The Cardinal of Cadaver's
The Duke of Disgusting
The Pope of Poop!!!!


You forgot the Prince of Perverted.
geena

Aug 15 @ 1:18AM  
Yeah he is . . . .the master of all this whatchamnotgonnasayitanymore!!!yuck Shawn, didn't know you guys are kinky like that... I give up on both of you

Can you emagine not talking to me just to talk stuff like that...oooooo

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lunanegra

Aug 15 @ 1:20AM  
Old,sour collard greens-- 2 weeks old to be exact.

Old feminine products(it was quite an adventure going into the girls' locker room before and after gym glass).

Anytime after my sister goes #2;she hates to eat vegetables and sometimes her stink will hang in the air despite the full force of the vent and Airwick.

Tobacco spit.
StraddleMyNose

Aug 15 @ 1:37AM  
. I give up on both of you

Can you emagine not talking to me just to talk stuff like that...oooooo

awww...I'm sorry, Geena, I didn't know you felt left out yesterday. Usually all three of us have fun chatting with each other, but I'm not sure you could have handled some of the smells we were talking about. Tell ya what, tomorrow all three of us can talk three-way over the phone again, how does that sound? Btw, thank you for the kudo!

Old feminine products(it was quite an adventure going into the girls' locker room before and after gym glass).

Mmmmmm.....that just made me horny , not to mention hungry!

StraddleMyNose

Aug 15 @ 1:39AM  
Hey, where is that kudo, Geena?

lunanegra

Aug 15 @ 2:03AM  
Before I forget-- smegma and ballsack sweat. I have had the DISpleasure being intimate with men who didn't know what soap and water was.


Old feminine products(it was quite an adventure going into the girls' locker room before and after gym glass).

Mmmmmm.....that just made me horny , not to mention hungry!

I don't know how to double quote.Anyway,I hurked in my mouth a little...yetch! Old funky pads and tampons?

geena

Aug 15 @ 2:16AM  
Dude!!!My apologies, Kid Rock stole it There, you got it now yeah?
StraddleMyNose

Aug 15 @ 2:24AM  
Kid Rock stole it

Yeah, well that little thief needs his ass kicked!

I got it back from him!
geena

Aug 15 @ 2:50AM  
kick Kid Rock's ass? I don't think so. . .
lunanegra

Aug 15 @ 3:13AM  
PLEASE! I don't want to know what Kid Rock's ass smells like. Haven't you tortured me enough?
redbronze

Aug 15 @ 3:23AM  
rotting human perhaps the worst smell I have ever smelled and it was huge even though it was from across the street...
StraddleMyNose

Aug 15 @ 3:53AM  
Damn, I wish someone would post a new blog right now. I want to blog again about something interesting.

PLEASE! I don't want to know what Kid Rock's ass smells like. Haven't you tortured me enough?

Who said anything about the smell of his ass? Besides, it probably smells like a person who had just vomited up spoiled cooked beans that's been sitting out a week before being consumed along with rotted cheese and rat infested maggots. Well, that's my guess anyway.
StraddleMyNose

Aug 15 @ 3:56AM  
rotting human perhaps the worst smell I have ever smelled and it was huge even though it was from across the street...

You have actually smelled a dead rotting body huh? I have never experienced that, and hope to God I never have to either. Although I have smelled rotting animals, and that's something I try to avoid as well.
mcroxton

Aug 15 @ 5:00AM  
probably a burning dead cow.
mcroxton

Aug 15 @ 5:02AM  
Now, if they were to offer that up on Fear Factor to eat for competing for the $50,000, would you do it, especially if they added rotten cheese and maggots to the rotten cooked beans?

The question might be - if I wanted to - could I physically make myself do it?
southerngent64

Aug 15 @ 5:49AM  
Waste water plants tend to smell fairly shitty.

I had to go into a flooded vault that hadn't been opened in a few years. Something had gotten in and drowned.

Yeah, I get paid to deal with nasty smells sometimes.

Worst smell ever was in my garage apartment. The tenant was bi-polar and went off his meds. Not a big deal, but bathing became optional... for two months! It took 3 cans of Lysol, 1/2 gallon of Odo-Ban, and a thorough carpet cleaning to get rid of the smell.

Anyone need a place to live in lovely Clarksburg, WV?
StraddleMyNose

Aug 15 @ 6:11AM  
Waste water plants tend to smell fairly shitty.

That reminds me, where's "funnywhapper"? I haven't seen him on here for a while. He did state once or twice that he had worked in the sewers.
gotsoe0011

Aug 15 @ 6:40AM  
The sight of vomit doesn't bother me...but the smell does.

For some reason, the smell of a nursing home has always been very unpleasant to me.

I think the worst smell though is just rooten milk. Maybe that's because it's so close to you when you open the carton to smell it, but that smell will just ruin your day.
StraddleMyNose

Aug 15 @ 6:48AM  
the smell of a nursing home has always been very unpleasant to me.

That my friend is what we call "old people smell"...
Wordsofwit

Aug 15 @ 7:36AM  
A friend of mine's wife asked me to come by to deal with an aromatic problem her husband created. I resolved her dilemma resulting in stinking up a shopping center. I'll explain it later, but it had nothing to do with my underwear or a shotgun shit.

Regards,

TurdsofShit
South_Of_Main

Aug 15 @ 7:49AM  
Nothing like the smell of burning flesh lol. The other night I was assisting a tracheotomy and the doc said "God, I've missed that smell!" lol.. he is big on jokes and had only done about 5 trachs that evening. Don't know what's worse.. burning flesh or a patient with a GI bleed.
Sunshine79

Aug 15 @ 8:02AM  
Sulpher grosses me out.
ThePurpleProphet

Aug 15 @ 8:05AM  
Michigan.

It'd have to be my ref that sit on the back porch for six months. The boys were supposed to have cleaned it out, instead they just pushed it against the wall. Everybody within 10 feet vomitted upon opening it.
borty293

Aug 15 @ 8:25AM  
I would have to say vomit or poop....oddly enough ...I don't mind my own for some reason....once i saw a guy in a bar vomit and shit his pants all at the same time...I immediately passed out from the smell and had to be revived in the lobby of the hotel.
StraddleMyNose

Aug 15 @ 8:36AM  
once i saw a guy in a bar vomit and shit his pants all at the same time...I immediately passed out from the smell and had to be revived in the lobby of the hotel.

OMG! I can't stop laughing after reading your comment!
onehornytoad69

Aug 15 @ 10:16AM  
Chitterlings Cooking along with a wild turkey being "Dressed out"..well Inside out! At the same Place and Time!!
theSkwirl

Aug 15 @ 11:09AM  
burning chicken feathers and stale hippie.
Wordsofwit

Aug 15 @ 12:56PM  
A friend of mine often had to travel as part of his job. In the spring about ten years ago he had went fishing and caught quite a few catfish before he had to go out of town. He never got around to cleaning them and they just sat in an ice chest in the backyard for about five days fermenting until the gas from decomposition caused the lid to pop open.

When his wife got home from work, she was overcome by the smell and she discovered that the neighbors had left a nasty note on the door threatening to call the police if something wasn't done. She got her son to close the lid and then called me to dispose of the putrid mess.

The backyard still stunk even with the lid closed. I put the ice chest on top of my van and drove to an old strip shopping center where there was a large roll off dumpster for a store front being renovated. The wind was blowing with gusts up to 30 MPH. I opened the lid on the ice chest being careful to be up wind and proceeded to attempt to dump the fish out. This was not easy because they were stuck to sides and bottom. After quite a bit of rapping the ice chest against the dumpster, they finally became dislodged. I remember this one big swollen one that was around five pounds hitting the side of the dumpster and it exploded.

When I put the ice chest back on top of the van, I noticed people down wind scurrying. Fortunately, I got away. That dumpster was gone the next day.
lunanegra

Aug 15 @ 1:18PM  
Uh,Bruce's story for the win.

I would say burnt popcorn,but I'm more curious as to what "stale hippie" smells like.
zena343

Aug 15 @ 1:27PM  
A person with ulcers is right up there with pretty damn gross!!
tailchaser

Aug 15 @ 5:51PM  
The Bush Administration; by far one of the worst smells ever.
theSkwirl

Aug 15 @ 6:06PM  
3 day old hippy is the worst smell in the world..

and no.. I wouldn't eat em cuz you only gotta get Botulism one time to never wanna get that crap again.
buellriders69

Aug 16 @ 9:14PM  

Ok Ya'll! I can't even compete with these comments. You folks have managed to come up with smells that I hadn't even thought of before let alone smelled..... Oh wait... Me thinks me might have have one that not another soul mentioned.... I was traveling down the interstate in Wyoming one very hot summer day when a very rancid smell assulted me from behind (NO, I didn't fart Thank You very much!). When I looked out my window, there was a semi beside me and I could see lots and lots of cow legs sticking straight up in the air. Dead cows, bloated from the heat, on their way to somewhere.... .... not sure where but I couldn't get away from the trailer fast enough, even doing 80 mph. The smell stuck in my nose for H-O-U-R-S!!!!!
Still, ya'll one this one hands down!
Looking4ever

Aug 16 @ 11:16PM  
Don't know what's worse.. burning flesh or a patient with a GI bleed

I've heard that a gastric bleed is gawd awful. Thankfully I have yet to encounter that. Though, a true, rotten egg is pretty horrid too.

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