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posted 8/14/2008 3:32:30 AM |
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I was sitting around in my closet sorting panties when suddenly a thought came to me ..Bort've heard about chick magnets ..why not fill your pockets with magnets and see if you can attract hot chicks..I said quizzically to myself. So I filled my pockets up and unfortunately walked into the kitchen where all the utensils and pots and pans immediately stuck to my pants. The slapping lady was furious and slapped me hard ..releasing the peskie cooking materials to the floor. As I left the apartment I could hear her say ...Bort get back here and clean this mess. At that very moment a car went by and I felt myself propelled onto the hood. The officer advised me that I was being arrested for committing an obcene act on a motor vehicle. Looks like I'll be bunking with Bubba again for a few nights..

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Aug 14 @ 4:16AM  
Geez Borty.. didn't they tell you that magnets come in different strengths while you were in the store?

The ones you got might just be a tad strong there.

Aug 14 @ 4:20AM  
This is one time i think i feel sorry for bubba.....

Aug 14 @ 4:20AM  
Borty, Borty, Borty,,,that's what panty sniffing will do for ya...the mind if shit...guess would could take up a fund to bail you out...

Aug 14 @ 6:02AM  
I just hope Bubba doesn't find you too attractive!

Aug 14 @ 7:59AM  
Ya shoulda just skipped the magnets 'n left the panties off..that might do it....

Aug 14 @ 9:51AM  
I sure hope Ash don't find out

Aug 14 @ 10:06AM  
Borty...i know I gave you the key to the closet so you could get out more........but maybe you should check with me prior to doing something like that.........just saying........

Aug 14 @ 10:55AM  
Borty Borty Borty... yup I love ya.. crazy man.

Aug 14 @ 11:43AM  
Good thing the magnets didn't damage the metal plate in your head.

Aug 14 @ 1:56PM  
Good thing the magnets didn't damage the metal plate in your head.

Maybe not the metal plates in his head but yanno......

It could turn your hardware into software having magnets like that in your pockets. ... just saying...

Aug 14 @ 5:29PM  

Aug 14 @ 6:22PM  
I'm sure you could come up with a good trade for Bubba so that he takes you in as a friend and not a lover!

Aug 14 @ 7:04PM  
Borty, Borty, Borty. You really should have waited for Ash to show up and test them on her.

Ok everyone...should we take up a collection to help him out..............again.

Aug 14 @ 7:59PM  
Actually, Professor Borty, You might have had success had you been walking near a lady who enjoys walking around with a pair of benwa balls in her pussy. They are magnetic. It is fun to play with Benwa balls and some of those cool magnetic marbles you get at the Dollar Store.

Those magnetic marbles make good weights for nipple clamps too! You can get a whole chain of magnetic marbles going.

Benwa balls have little chimes inside that vibrate with a bit of movement. The magnets in your pockets might just make them vibrate like crazy!

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