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Magnetic Love

posted 8/14/2008 3:32:30 AM |

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borty293

I was sitting around in my closet sorting panties when suddenly a thought came to me ..Bort ...you've heard about chick magnets ..why not fill your pockets with magnets and see if you can attract hot chicks..I said quizzically to myself. So I filled my pockets up and unfortunately walked into the kitchen where all the utensils and pots and pans immediately stuck to my pants. The slapping lady was furious and slapped me hard ..releasing the peskie cooking materials to the floor. As I left the apartment I could hear her say ...Bort get back here and clean this mess. At that very moment a car went by and I felt myself propelled onto the hood. The officer advised me that I was being arrested for committing an obcene act on a motor vehicle. Looks like I'll be bunking with Bubba again for a few nights..

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DangerousCurves999

Aug 14 @ 4:16AM

Geez Borty.. didn't they tell you that magnets come in different strengths while you were in the store?

The ones you got might just be a tad strong there.

BigFlirt

Aug 14 @ 4:20AM

This is one time i think i feel sorry for bubba.....

Looking4ever

Aug 14 @ 4:20AM

Borty, Borty, Borty,,,that's what panty sniffing will do for ya...the mind if shit...guess would could take up a fund to bail you out...

southerngent64

Aug 14 @ 6:02AM

I just hope Bubba doesn't find you too attractive!

soft_touch938

Aug 14 @ 7:59AM

Ya shoulda just skipped the magnets 'n left the panties off..that might do it....

Lisa46

Aug 14 @ 9:51AM

I sure hope Ash don't find out

Ewe_Wish

Aug 14 @ 10:06AM

Borty...i know I gave you the key to the closet so you could get out more........but maybe you should check with me prior to doing something like that.........just saying........

theSkwirl

Aug 14 @ 10:55AM

Borty Borty Borty... yup I love ya.. crazy man.

Looking4ever

Aug 14 @ 11:43AM

Good thing the magnets didn't damage the metal plate in your head.

DangerousCurves999

Aug 14 @ 1:56PM

Good thing the magnets didn't damage the metal plate in your head.

Maybe not the metal plates in his head but yanno......

It could turn your hardware into software having magnets like that in your pockets. ... just saying...

StraddleMyNose

Aug 14 @ 5:29PM

Sunshine79

Aug 14 @ 6:22PM

I'm sure you could come up with a good trade for Bubba so that he takes you in as a friend and not a lover!

sugarnspice005

Aug 14 @ 7:04PM

Borty, Borty, Borty. You really should have waited for Ash to show up and test them on her.

Ok everyone...should we take up a collection to help him out..............again.

aftershox

Aug 14 @ 7:59PM

Actually, Professor Borty, You might have had success had you been walking near a lady who enjoys walking around with a pair of benwa balls in her pussy. They are magnetic. It is fun to play with Benwa balls and some of those cool magnetic marbles you get at the Dollar Store.

Those magnetic marbles make good weights for nipple clamps too! You can get a whole chain of magnetic marbles going.

Benwa balls have little chimes inside that vibrate with a bit of movement. The magnets in your pockets might just make them vibrate like crazy!

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