Ynot Text? posted 8/13/2008 8:35:03 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: ynot

Ewe_Wish

We have seen blogs on here about texting and some ppl enjoy doing it and others well they would rather just talk to someone instead of texting. Now i will text if it happens to be with someone who isnt on the same cell company as I have and it is going to eat into my minutes.....at 45 cents for each minute over I am not that interested in talking to anyone that much...........

But Ynot...now he is a different story.........he texts when he is driving, when he is grocery shopping, when he is working, when he is walking....ect.....the only two things he doesnt do and text at the same time is go to the bathroom and have sex.........Oh god at least I hope he doesnt text me during those two times.

Now with the way he has it set up he can text me and it will come up on my yahoo messenger, which is really nice cause than at least we can have a conversation. If he texts me on my phone, being as slow at texting as I am, by the time i have texted back an answer he doesnt remember what he said in the first place.

So tonight he texts me......"I am mowing the lawn" he says.....apparently on his new riding lawn mower there is an auto pilot so he can text me and mow the lawn at the same time, I hope MrsY's flowers are ok........... So i tell him if he runs out of lawn before we run out of conversation he could start on the neighbors lawn.....they would probably appreciate it.

I mentioned to another friend who knows Ynot real well and we were discussing that Ynot will still be texting long after he dies.......can you see it? There he is lying in his coffin texting God..............Hey God........he texts........Whats the hold up........its stuffy in here and its getting pretty hot.........he gets a text back......Ynot...this is God.......The coffin is not the reason you're getting hot...to find out more information please text this number...1-.burn-in-hell and ask for information............. guess he was lucky the reply from God wasn't for english press 1..........

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