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I've Learned that ... If a Sparrow Flies into your Full Glass Storm door....(with the hot sun shinning on it) It will end up shattered into a Million pieces!!!
I've Learned that.... If you buy one of those cheap clay type of outdoor candles, make sure you dont leave it alone over nite!! The Wax will seep thru the clay and catch your deck on fire!!!
I've Learned that...The more I do, the More I wanna get done!
I've Learned that...The Less I do.. the Less I wanna do!
I've Learned that....When I'm Outdoors, I'm not Lonely!
I've Learned that.....Mixing meat with your doggies food will Spoil him, and he wont eat just the Dry Food!
I've Learned that.... If you Fuck up and go to a friend for support..... be ready to get your ass reamed for fucking up! Huh?
I've Learned that..... I Love my Personal MP3 Player!!! It rocks!

What Have You Learned? What are your Lifes Lessons!

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Looking4ever

Aug 13 @ 12:01PM  
I've learned that the phrase: It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all sucks. Some days it would really be nice to not to have known what is missing.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 13 @ 12:08PM  
I have learned........thats sometimes when someone tells you something....it may not be true.......there may be ulterior motives.....

I have learned ..........that when you trust someone twice after they fucked you over once..........you are the one to blame for allowing it the second time.

I have learned.........be careful who you whine too......cause they may be such a good friend they will tell you what you need to here and not necessarily what you want to hear.......(thanks scotty........ )

I have learned..........that when you have a plant that has vines 20-30 ft long and you want to replant it in a bigger pot because its root bound.........you may need to prepare yourself for having to cut off the vines..........

I have learned that instead of just assuming something..........I need to ask questions.......


soft_touch938

Aug 13 @ 12:14PM  
I've learned...

Most all of Murphy's Laws are true.

I've learned recently that if you buy a really good fan the weather will turn cool.

I learned TODAY to read what you sign...that fan? I put one in layaway at K-mart then found a better buy. Went to get my money back on the layaway to learn they charge a $10.00 cancellation fee....so they fucked me right outta my ten bucks. I shoulda just bought the damn thing then returned it....

I've learned if I stand on a chair to get in the top cupboard, the ceiling fan blade will hit me in the head...

I've learned not to stand on same chair with cushion to clean same fan blades...the cushion WILL slip sideways when you get down....just came home from doctor's office..another shot in the shoulder I landed on...

I've learned some gas pumps are smarter than I am...

I've learned if I don't get dressed all day someone WILL come knockin' on my door.

I've learned that there is an endless list of things I've learned but I will end this here...

(oh....I liked this blog....sending you a cookie... )
geena

Aug 13 @ 12:20PM  
I've learned that things are not what the seem.

I've learned that Mom was right most of the time and still is.

I've learned that the love a man knows is perrenial as the grass.

I've learned that your kids are not your own.

I've learn that learning is a never ending process. . .
onehornytoad69

Aug 13 @ 12:22PM  
It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all sucks
Amen! I'm with ya there!!
I have learned..........that when you have a plant that has vines 20-30 ft long and you want to replant it in a bigger pot because its root bound.........you may need to prepare yourself for having to cut off the vines..........
I have a Wild rose plant beside my house... and it has ran up into the tops of 3 different trees...way ove 40' long.. I would love to move it... but i dont wanna chance killing it!
I've learned if I stand on a chair to get in the top cupboard, the ceiling fan blade will hit me in the head...

I've learned not to stand on same chair with cushion to clean same fan blades...the cushion WILL slip sideways when you get down....just came home from doctor's office..another shot in the shoulder I landed on...
awww Poor thang!! Be careful Lady!
geena

Aug 13 @ 12:25PM  
Most all of Murphy's Laws are true.

I learned that it sucks being a Murphy too
theSkwirl

Aug 13 @ 12:49PM  
I've learned that in the U.S. Judicial system. . money is the only truth.
I've learned that my X is wasting oxygen better used to support the life of a slug.
I've learned that I'm just a touch cynical and hard core.
I've learned that sex in a hammock isn't all it's cracked up to be.
I've learned that two wrongs do not make a right, but four rights make a square, and that if you tell me to turn right.. I'm going to turn left just to spite you.
I've learned exactly what I am capable of .. and that it's not always pleasant.
I've learned that you can never have too many friends.. especially the ones who will tell you the truth whether you wanna hear it or not.
Ok there's more but I'm done for now.
keepinganeyeout

Aug 13 @ 1:16PM  
"I've learned if I stand on a chair to get in the top cupboard, the ceiling fan blade will hit me in the head..."

welcome to my world Softie!

Personally I've learned that, if something looks gross...tasting it is not going to make it better....
Ewe_Wish

Aug 13 @ 1:25PM  
Personally I've learned that, if something looks gross...tasting it is not going to make it better....
Ummmmmmm...........nope not going there...............
keepinganeyeout

Aug 13 @ 1:33PM  
i agree Ewe... it might be best to leave that one alone
xquseme

Aug 13 @ 1:42PM  
I've learned that....

Toothpaste makes a TERRIBLE sandwich spread...
That you might just RENT the beer, but you OWN the beer belly...
That sauerkraut and horseradish LOOK similar, but taste COMPLETELY different...
That EVERYBODY loses in a drinking contest...
1bunny629

Aug 13 @ 1:42PM  
I know what you need to learn about me...other than murphey's Law...because I own that one...it is patented for me!

If you knock on my door and i don't know your coming I don't answer...that is for Softie...so you can be naked all the time and not worry about being caught off guard...unless of course you want to be.

If you call me and I don't want to talk...I don't answer...I am still not going to answer after the 3rd or 10th time.

Don't try and convince me to think your way because if I did I would be you.

If you ask me my opinion or suggestion expect a straight answer.

I don't cheat, so married men quit asking.

If you ask me out and I don't want to see you naked...I won't go out...or stay in...or change my mind. Give up and move on.

You won't here me bithch about the same shit over and over again cause i don't even want to have to hear it. If I can't fix it I assure you I won't try and put it in your hands.

Sorry? I despise that word. Save it for when you really fuck up and I will listen and forgive.

Don't try and impress me. I am not any better than you are. I am myself, and you have the right to be as well. be yourself and if we connect great, if not I will always remember your name and acknowledge you as a straight shooter. This is more important tho me than any trait or financial benefits you could offer.

as far as what I have learned...seen it, done it, heard it, watched and laughed at it, never expect it not to happen, and am never amazed when it does.

Wordsofwit

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Aug 13 @ 2:09PM  
I have learned that after 15 years of being a homeowner, the house becomes a people owner...after 20 years the person becomes an indenture servant.
Wordsofwit

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Aug 13 @ 2:14PM  
My bad, that is "indentured" not "indenture". For reasons I am unable to ascertain:), I am held a higher standard on such thing :)
theSkwirl

Aug 13 @ 2:37PM  
I have learned... Arby's Horsey sauce? Fab on a baked potato... yes by accident.. but it was hmm shall we say a fortuitous accident. Yummo!
ThePurpleProphet

Aug 13 @ 4:04PM  
I learned that I want a re-do.
soft_touch938

Aug 13 @ 6:46PM  
I learned that I can't FORCE my keyboard tray to open farther than it's suppose to...and it has dozens of tiny ball bearings and once they fall out...you're fucked...

I learned, in a mess you can lose something that you just saw 10 minutes ago and your head tells you to just continue and it'll turn up but.....I'll spend 30 minutes looking for it anyway....

I learned that old houses have uneven floors and one needs shims....disassembled clothespins will work....

I've learned I still can't part with my old Sanyo stereo...even though the volume knob is screwed up and everytime you touch it, it puts out static over the speakers loud enough to alarm the neighbors that you have a problem. (but get it just right and the quality of sound is awesome) Besides I can still stack LP's on it...

Now to go look for that picture of my granddaughter that has gotten lost in the mess.
girlcountry

Aug 13 @ 8:43PM  
I've learned that the older I get, the smarter my parents are!!
buellriders69

Aug 16 @ 9:28PM  
I have learned.... That wishing on the first star you see at night really does work.
I have learned.... That communication is always first in a relationship of any kind.
I have learned.... That a person shouldn't stand on a fireant hill, in flipflops, right after it has rained....
I have learned.... That you can please some of the people some of the time, but, you can't please all of the people all of the time....
I have learned.... That when washing a sliding glass door, a person should always leave a streak at about eye level to prevent others from walking into the glass door...
I have learned.... That my Dad is NOT Superman and he canNOT fly down hills in one giant leap... he just rolls down them....

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