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10 Signs Your Date Might Be.....

posted 8/11/2008 8:40:30 PM |
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an ex-con if he/she :
1- addresses you as Boss Lady/Man instead of your name
2- when you ask their name they say their last name first their first name last and
then 6 numbers
3- when you walk down the street they walk with their hands behind their backs,
and when someone nears from the other direction they step off into the grass
and wait for them to pass.
4- They pick up discarded cigarette butts
5- when they order a meal they ask for an Alternate tray
6- they try to scan their Driver's Liscense to pay for it
7- they try to swap parts of their meal with the people at the table next to you
8- they eat their entire meal in 2 minutes
9- when they enter a room they remove their shoes, put their belt buckle in their
hand and turn all their pockets inside out
10- when the sun starts to set they ask you "Have they called recall yet?"

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Aug 11 @ 8:50PM  

Aug 11 @ 9:58PM  
8- they eat their entire meal in 2 minutes

or less

Aug 11 @ 10:05PM  

Stop it.

Your giving away my secrets.

Aug 11 @ 11:58PM  
Oy - if it were only that easy. And I speak from experience. The only one that hits home is the two-minute meal . . . .

Aug 12 @ 12:08AM  
what we have here, is failure to communicate!

Aug 12 @ 5:36AM  
you forgot ;standing at the gate or door waiting for someone to open it for them

Aug 12 @ 9:51AM  
These are all very descriptive terms that only someone who has been in jail would know?

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