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posted 8/11/2008 3:06:03 PM |
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  NEOhioGent

I find it rather amusing that nearly every male on this site proclaims to be an oral master. So… in the spirit of the Olympics, I propose that we have a cunnilingus contest: a lick-off… to prove who really has the best tongue. The winners will awarded medals and have bragging rights on AMD (and all the women – LOL.)

Firstly, we will need a panel of female judges who are willing to be blindfolded and receive some oral pleasure. Secondly, we will need some male oral athletes to compete for bragging rights (I’m sure we will have no trouble filling the competition roster.)

After all the male contestants make their rounds – the scores will be added and medals awarded. Digital “metal” certificates will be awarded so that the oral masters can display their accomplishments in their profile: bragging rights.

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Looking4ever

Aug 11 @ 3:15PM  
Oh! Sounds tempting.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 11 @ 3:20PM  
I am thinking that Purple Prophet is going to feel like this is infringing on his muff diving event.........
NightOfOld

Aug 11 @ 3:41PM  

I think the way to do it is this;

I would start at Her Toes and Feet and ever so slowly kiss and lick my way up those gorgeous legs a half inch at a time. Up over your calves and thighs. Upon reaching that beautiful butt; I would slow down and kiss and lick every single inch of it, including your rounded hips. Then Lick and probably try to Tongue fuck your ass hole. After spending some time there. I would move slowly up your back to the nap of your neck. Gently roll you over and in the same way work my way down the front side.Your chest, over, under, and around your breast. Down your rib cage. Taking time to cover every inch of your Belly and hips again. over your pelvis and down the front of your legs to your knee's. Then back up the inner thighs until I reach your sweet Honey Pot. Which by this time should be flowing with juices. Lightly brushing your lips there with my lips and tongue. Licking your juices and kissing it. Then a little harder kiss and spreading the lips with my tongue. Delving deeper and deeper until your bud and hood are protruding. Then using my tongue to raise the hood so I could take that sweet bud in my lips sucking and licking it till you climax time after time after time. As you lay there quivering. I would be licking and sucking every drop of fluid and juices out of you Delicious Pot. And Then if she wanted ? We could start all over again and again and again.

Looking4ever

Aug 11 @ 3:48PM  
I have found that those that have the most to say on their performace of the subject have the least reason for doing so.
theSkwirl

Aug 11 @ 3:48PM  
I'm here to apply for a judge spot... I can deal with the blindfold... yeah.. umm yeah... me me me pick MEEEEEEEEEE!
NightOfOld

Aug 11 @ 3:53PM  

quote;

I have found that those that have the most to say on their performace of the subject have the least reason for doing so.


Maybe you have just been with the wrong men or women. I have been told
I am very good at it.
CrazyCraveman

Aug 11 @ 4:29PM  
I have found that those that have the most to say on their performace of the subject have the least reason for doing so.


Now hold on there NightOfOld, Looking4ever just might be on to something here...because I can tell you for a FACT...that this holds very true for MOST women when they claim to suck a good cock!
theSkwirl

Aug 11 @ 4:37PM  
I can't give a decent blowjob.. I suck at it.
southerngent64

Aug 11 @ 4:37PM  
(Cue the Olympic theme song)

I'm in...

and out...

and in...

and out...

I'm all up for a competition where, frankly, there are no losers!
Sunshine79

Aug 11 @ 5:01PM  
Count me in!!
Hevn84

Aug 11 @ 6:01PM  
I'm just an innie, looking for an outtie! Count me IN!
dumblonde

Aug 11 @ 6:12PM  
i love it!!!!!
tailchaser

Aug 11 @ 6:46PM  
I find it rather amusing that nearly every male on this site proclaims to be an oral master

I am new here and was intrigued by your statement,so I did some rudimentrary research and could not find anything to indicate "that nearly every male on this site proclaims to be an oral master" . SInce its not in the public record here I am thinking that it might be thier private emails to you.
theSkwirl

Aug 11 @ 7:03PM  
chaser has obviously not read the profiles of all the fucktards who write to me then.
1bunny629

Aug 11 @ 7:10PM  
Yeah...it might not be in their profiles, but the proclaim to be in their mail. You know every woman ids different...god I hate it for you guys...especially the ones who generalize. We all like it a particular way, just like you have an idea of what a great head job intails...so lets all line up and exchange partners and I am sure sooner or later the best teachers will have the best lovers!
Pornosaurus

Aug 11 @ 7:16PM  
The only award I want is for most improved
tailchaser

Aug 11 @ 7:21PM  
chaser has obviously not read the profiles of all the fucktards who write to me then.


No I haven't, but by logical exstension of your statement, NEOhioGent has.
lynxkat

Aug 11 @ 7:21PM  
Perhaps it's just how men react to me, but I've found that even those men with a 'rep' for oral tend to peter out (pun intended) when face-to-lips with the target area. (Of course, peter seems to be wide awake and ready, so I doubt that's the problem.)

I've always found that men are more than ready for the main event before sampling the wares. Am I alone here?
Looking4ever

Aug 11 @ 7:23PM  
Maybe you have just been with the wrong men

Undoubtedly. I have experienced both. Those that excelled at the oral arts (with me) typically had a, "I'll let you decide for yourself" attitude. The braggarts generally lacked the talent they professed. Once again, let me say, if it takes all night you aren't doing it right!
NightOfOld

Aug 11 @ 8:28PM  

if it takes all night you aren't doing it right!


With that I will agree. And ye most men do lack the knowledge to do it right.
manwithoutahorse

Aug 11 @ 10:29PM  
I'm willing to let my accomplishments speak for me. Let the games begin
keepinganeyeout

Aug 12 @ 12:30AM  
"Undoubtedly. I have experienced both. Those that excelled at the oral arts (with me) typically had a, "I'll let you decide for yourself" attitude. The braggarts generally lacked the talent they professed. Once again, let me say, if it takes all night you aren't doing it right! "

ya gotta remember tho girl, most men are crackheads
StraddleMyNose

Aug 12 @ 7:47PM  
I'll take part in this.

Any women want to suck me dry for their daily protein?

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