A college teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
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rescueremedy
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Aug 11 @ 12:05AM
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was that PP......  That`s my guess
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swyeter
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Aug 11 @ 12:08AM
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Not sure RR,  but it does sound like a jock. 
Didn't he say that he played football in college? 
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 11 @ 12:18AM
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onehornytoad69
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Aug 11 @ 12:27AM
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StraddleMyNose
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Aug 11 @ 12:45AM
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Now that's funny, John!
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NightOfOld
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Aug 11 @ 1:04AM
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Well my guess is PP or HonryToad.
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Lisa46
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Aug 11 @ 6:39AM
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 great job swyter
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swyeter
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Aug 11 @ 1:20PM
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HornyToad would be my 2nd choice also NoO
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Sunshine79
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Aug 11 @ 4:52PM
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Poor kid.....lol
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sugarnspice005
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Aug 11 @ 7:25PM
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That was funny!
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swyeter
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Aug 11 @ 8:47PM
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Sunshine, I would have thought you would have offered to give him a hand. 
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ynot7769
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Aug 11 @ 10:03PM
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an oldie but still a goodie 
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rescueremedy
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Aug 12 @ 6:59PM
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PP never came on here and denied it ......
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swyeter
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Aug 12 @ 7:42PM
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RR you do have a valid point, then again neither did HornyToad
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