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posted 8/11/2008 12:02:39 AM |
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  swyeter

A college teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class was reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

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rescueremedy

Aug 11 @ 12:05AM  
was that PP...... That`s my guess
swyeter

Aug 11 @ 12:08AM  
Not sure RR, but it does sound like a jock.

Didn't he say that he played football in college?
Ewe_Wish

Aug 11 @ 12:18AM  
onehornytoad69

Aug 11 @ 12:27AM  
StraddleMyNose

Aug 11 @ 12:45AM  
Now that's funny, John!
NightOfOld

Aug 11 @ 1:04AM  

Well my guess is PP or HonryToad.
Lisa46

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Aug 11 @ 6:39AM  
great job swyter
swyeter

Aug 11 @ 1:20PM  
HornyToad would be my 2nd choice also NoO
Sunshine79

Aug 11 @ 4:52PM  
Poor kid.....lol
sugarnspice005

Aug 11 @ 7:25PM  
That was funny!
swyeter

Aug 11 @ 8:47PM  
Sunshine, I would have thought you would have offered to give him a hand.
ynot7769

Aug 11 @ 10:03PM  
an oldie but still a goodie
rescueremedy

Aug 12 @ 6:59PM  
PP never came on here and denied it ......
swyeter

Aug 12 @ 7:42PM  
RR you do have a valid point, then again neither did HornyToad

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Must Have Been Someone on AMD