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Top 10 Things NOT To Say To A Tall Woman

posted 8/10/2008 8:40:11 AM |
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10. "You must be a model!" (This line shows that you're not trying very hard, even if you clarify up front that you're only asking because she's really rilly pretty.)

9. "You can't be 5' 10". I'm 5'10"!" (It's one thing to lie about your height while you're sitting down or on an Internet profile. When you say this to someone who has to lean down to hear it, you're busted.)

8. "Is it hard for you to meet people taller than you?" (If she has to explain the bell curve to you, you might not be an intellectual match.)

7. "Now there's a tree I'd like to climb." (Yummeh.)

6. "How do you kiss?" ( Or the skin-crawling subset: "Wow, I feel like I'm the girl!" You do realize that kissing doesn't require her to use her legs, right?)

5. "I could eat my way to the top." (Stop. Just stop.)

4. "How tall are you, anyway?" (Think about it: Whatever she answers won't make much difference, except that you'll look sorta insecure for having asked. Use some deductive reasoning and you should be able to guess within an inch or two.)

3. "How do you wear heels?" (Like everyone else: one foot at a time. She looks even better when she does it, shortstack.)

2. "It won't matter much when we're lying down." (Only a fool would invite commentary on the inches that do make a difference during horizontal integration.)

1. "Do you play basketball?" (People don't ask "Do you play professional baseball?" just because you're paunchy and chew tobacco. Pay it forward by giving tall women the same courtesy.)

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ynot7769

Aug 10 @ 8:47AM  
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CANDACECSR

Aug 10 @ 8:53AM  
As a woman who has been 5' 11" since the 8th grade.....I have heard many if not all of the above. When I was younger I was very self conscience about being taller than most of the guys and I still have a stigma of thinking the man HAS to be taller than me! Thanks for a great blog that I identify with on a personal level and here's a green thingy for ya hun!
Wordsofwit

Aug 10 @ 8:59AM  
Saying stuff like that is simply ignorant. Besides if you've seen somebody standing, can't you pretty much tell what their height is? Same goes for weight, hair and eye color, concerning it being rather obvious.
Hevn84

Aug 10 @ 9:27AM  
"Did you play basketball?"
ummmm, no,
"Did you play miniature golf?"
Sunshine79

Aug 10 @ 9:35AM  
"Did you play basketball?"
ummmm, no,
"Did you play miniature golf?"


Love, it, that's some funny shit!!!
BananaBoy4u

Aug 10 @ 10:02AM  
When I was in high school I dated a girl who was 6'1, hell I'm 6'1 and she took great joy in wearing heels with her hair up and I looked like the shorty. I think she had the longest legs I'd ever seen, gives me a stiffy just thinking about it now.

Some others:
Take me to your ladder, I'll meet your leader later.

When you're nose to nose your toes are in it, when you're toes to toes your nose is in it.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 10 @ 10:30AM  
I love it when men say they are 6' or over and than I meet them and they are barely taller than me....(5'8") like i wasnt going to notice............
theSkwirl

Aug 10 @ 10:45AM  
Not an issue I have ever had... I get the opposite questions.. like.. how's the weather down there.. You're blocking my sun you giant oaf.

Looking4ever

Aug 10 @ 12:19PM  
Not an issue I have ever had... I get the opposite questions.. like.. how's the weather down there.. You're blocking my sun you giant oaf.

Here! Here!

I love comments about what it's like to be with a guy shorter than me...um, hasn't happened since they are typically under the age of 13 and I haven't been attracted to boys that age since I was, um, about 12! Or the guys that are 5'6" wondering if they are too short for me? Um, no! How nice to be able to look in a man's eyes instead of his chest hair!
1bunny629

Aug 10 @ 3:36PM  
Fuck...Issac Hayes is dead. I loved him on Rockford Files. They made him look like a giant! They do that with all the shorter actors...put them on apple boxes (for still shots), and shoot up instead of straight on when in action shots. The reason I am bringing this up other than he was a Memphis icon is I met him at an airport when I was flying out to do a film, and he looked up at me and said..."hey Baby, your a tall drink of water"...I looked down and said...hey...Issac. I wasn't going to be rude and say the obvious. What the hell...if you had heard his voice whispering to my breasts you wouldn't care how short 5'6" is...so long Issac...it has been great havin you around.

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