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Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

posted 8/9/2008 5:15:43 PM |
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  baldbychoice2kx

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia.
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?' His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get them.Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?' Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as
clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.
John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .
'COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!'

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onehornytoad69

Aug 9 @ 6:38PM  
Damn, thats funny right there! Thx man!
Lisa46

Aug 9 @ 6:58PM  
okay BBC you got me
theSkwirl

Aug 9 @ 7:44PM  
Them's jes potlicker dishwarshers!
sugarnspice005

Aug 9 @ 7:59PM  
OMG!! That is funny!
Sunshine79

Aug 9 @ 8:14PM  
Cute! My doggie is my garbage disposal!!
rnj1013

Aug 9 @ 9:55PM  
In all seriousness, you should always use cold water to clean your dishes. When you use hot water, it begins to cook the leftover scraps of food that are left on the plate. If the plate has scratches or any kind of groove in it (even ones you can't see) the food will begin to cook and can cause bacteria to grow in those cracks. Always rinse the dishes with cold water first to remove and food particles and THEN use hot water.
sweetnasty1

Aug 10 @ 1:43AM  
Funny! All I have to say is Thank God for my dishwasher! Nice hot water kills the germs.

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