The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new
dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached
10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But,
on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked
about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way:
'The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday,
my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally
grabbed my wife's dentures... And I couldn't shut up. '
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