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Subject:: WARNING!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called W eary O verload R
ecreational K iller (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your
colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come
into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both
of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and/or
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you
do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.

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Ewe_Wish

Aug 8 @ 12:44PM  
Damn.......fortunately for me I have avoided WORK for the past year and a half........without the BEER or WINE.............
rescueremedy

Aug 8 @ 1:06PM  
Yep , go back to WORK ....Monday .....Damn ...I did not partake in any beer or wine ......I`m slackin'
soft_touch938

Aug 8 @ 1:19PM  
Ok peeps...I'm ready to get my ears pinned back....

I am retired...na-na-na-na-na-naaaaaa

Drinkin' beer 'n sleepin' in and don't sweat the small stuff
whisperingcomet

Aug 8 @ 1:47PM  
I leaving now to restock my "cure all"
NightOfOld

Aug 8 @ 1:53PM  

Like softy, I'm trired, sleep late and avoid work. Haven't had to take a srink in years. 26 years to be exact. I retired at the ripe old age of 40.

But I do have a Question;

Can you catch this desease by eating women who do work ? Or should you wait
till they have consumed lots and lots of Beer.
samclaunts

Aug 8 @ 2:17PM  
Work is a four letter word, just say no to doing or using it
Sunshine79

Aug 8 @ 5:18PM  
Most the times I like work....today just sucked!

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