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Dead Horse.....That's Once!!

posted 8/8/2008 8:36:03 AM |
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay , Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.



People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple'. The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.



The Husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,' explained the man. 'We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'

'We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.



I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you crazy?' She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.'

And from that moment ... we have lived happily every after.

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1bunny629

Aug 8 @ 8:52AM  
I guess that would scare anyone into agreeing with that woman! ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!! OUCH! I use the duct tape system...and if you snore...wel...let's just say ...YOU ARE OUTTA HERE! do you want to be buried or cremated...MAKE OUT YOUR WILL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
onehornytoad69

Aug 8 @ 10:46AM  
thx!!
Bunny U aint right!!!
mrknowuwell

Aug 8 @ 11:51AM  
i read this blog................once.........
samclaunts

Aug 8 @ 2:12PM  
maybe i should be nicer
NightOfOld

Aug 8 @ 2:54PM  

Damn; I wouldn't even get the " that's once "

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