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New to me Joke #3, haha funny..

posted 8/8/2008 1:49:34 AM |
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A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ... "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift." "Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." "It's nothing," said the father, "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing, so I didn't have time to get you anything." Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and said, "You mean we're bastards?" "Yes," said the father. "And cheap ones too."

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NightOfOld

Aug 8 @ 2:02AM  


Good one never heard it before.
BigFlirt

Aug 8 @ 4:55AM  
Thats funny...
zaralyon

Aug 8 @ 6:10AM  
Thats a good one, never heard it before either.
Sunshine79

Aug 8 @ 7:46AM  
They deserved that!!!
rescueremedy

Aug 8 @ 8:53AM  
Very Cute ....
clickedanad2

Aug 8 @ 9:13AM  
thanks for the grin
gets you a greenie
Ewe_Wish

Aug 8 @ 10:40AM  
That was great............
baldbychoice2kx

Aug 8 @ 7:28PM  

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New to me Joke #3, haha funny..