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A trip to the rodeo

posted 8/7/2008 12:43:33 AM |
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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of

the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding

bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was

a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'


The wife playfully nudged her husband in

the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
They walked to the second pen which had a sign

attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'


The wife gave her husband a healthy jab

and said, 'That's more than twice a week!

You could learn a lot from him.' They walked

to the third pen and it had a sign attached that

said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'


The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly

broke her husband's ribs, said, 'That's once

a day. You could REALLY learn something

from this one. The husband looked at her

and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with

the same old cow..'



The husband's condition has been upgraded

from critical to stable and he should eventually

make a full recovery. Please pray for him!

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onehornytoad69

Aug 7 @ 1:41AM  
Good one.. THX!
hornytoad55

Aug 7 @ 1:50AM  
you get a Kudo for that one
1bunny629

Aug 7 @ 8:12AM  
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wordsofwit

Aug 7 @ 8:40AM  
I went to a little local rodeo about 30 years ago with Corinne, Michael, Laura and Jack Daniels. A lot of interaction with Jack. I was asked to leave because I was rooting for the animals: "Buck 'em bronco." "Crunch the cowboy."

Rough sport that is determined by holding on for eight second. It is not matter of if you will get hurt, but when. I have often wondered what the over/under is on the time to injury in bull or bronco riding. Probably less than a minute of actual competitive time in the saddle.
Sunshine79

Aug 7 @ 5:53PM  
OMG....that was the wrong thing to say!!

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A trip to the rodeo