A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of
the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding
bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was
a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife playfully nudged her husband in
the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
They walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab
and said, 'That's more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him.' They walked
to the third pen and it had a sign attached that
said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly
broke her husband's ribs, said, 'That's once
a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one. The husband looked at her
and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with
the same old cow..'
The husband's condition has been upgraded
from critical to stable and he should eventually
make a full recovery. Please pray for him!
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