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posted 8/6/2008 3:04:49 AM |
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  borty293

Ohhh..Gawd....I'm so excited that I could explode sending thousands of little dancing Borty's throughout the nation...

The olympics in China has just accepted my vibrating panties and butt plugs as mandatory wearing apparell for both atheletes and spectators.

The butt plugs will come in handy for the running events ...particularly if they short circuit.

Plus ...thousands of my patended Dribble Catchers will be sold at the birds nest stadium during the events...

more on this later...Professor Pan.T.Borty.....

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StraddleMyNose

Aug 6 @ 3:12AM  
....I'm so excited that I could explode sending thousands of little dancing Borty's throughout the nation...

Oh shit, that's all we need!

The butt plugs will come in handy for the running events ...particularly if they short circuit

HA! They took up a new sporting event in honor for me...."The blood and straw" event. China still insists on using their type of straws, but I haven't given up trying to force their hand on allowing the McDonalds straws.

borty293

Aug 6 @ 3:22AM  
The bending straws are the best...
NightOfOld

Aug 6 @ 3:33AM  

What would be the net income on this venture ? The Women want to know how rich you will be.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 6 @ 7:58AM  
The butt plugs will come in handy for the running events ...particularly if they short circuit.
Damn this would make a great olympic event......and anyone could do it........no practise needed........just start running and wait for the butt plugs to short out..........I can see it now................And the winner is Ho CHarmin who won by a burnt butt hair..................
Sunshine79

Aug 6 @ 8:15AM  
OK, I wasn't going to watch the olympics. I had no reason to.....but now I do!! Thanks Borty!
theSkwirl

Aug 6 @ 9:46AM  
thousands of little dancing Borty's


OOOOH! I want one!
ladybootscooter

Aug 6 @ 1:18PM  
thousands of little dancing Borty's

OOOOH! I want one!

Not me! I want at least a couple!! Kinda of like kittens, don't want the first one to get lonesome with no little playmate!!!

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