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posted 8/4/2008 5:25:13 AM |
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This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"




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southerngent64

Aug 4 @ 5:59AM  
onehornytoad69

Aug 4 @ 6:25AM  
1bunny629

Aug 4 @ 8:02AM  
No wonder Whispering thinks she is on drugs....tugs are all free!? Where?hmmmm, I don't have anything to tug...on ...oh hey I got it....can I borrow someones ? to have tugged?!
theSkwirl

Aug 4 @ 1:12PM  
My question is how the heck they found a salesperson on any aisle?

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