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The Blonde on the Ranch (Blondes' Revenge) - Joke

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A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.

They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?'

'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amy explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

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onehornytoad69

Aug 3 @ 1:41PM  
Thx!
1bunny629

Aug 3 @ 2:09PM  
HA! That's hysterical!
xquseme

Aug 3 @ 2:10PM  
Excellent!

BTW, on his business card, I hope it doesn't say...."insemination man"...!!!
asnet

Aug 3 @ 3:03PM  
StraddleMyNose

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Aug 3 @ 4:00PM  
Eh, I already heard it!




















j/k That was pretty funny!
ThePurpleProphet

Aug 3 @ 4:08PM  


She said that by accident.
Sunshine79

Aug 3 @ 8:25PM  
Oh, Lord......

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