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A LETTER TO HIS WIFE

posted 8/2/2008 11:36:13 PM |
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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell methat you quit your job today and that was the last straw.Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut,had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silkboxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watchingall of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't wantsex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you'recheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.Your EX-HusbandP.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to WestVirginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband -Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true thatyou and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a farcry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drownout your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DIDnotice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came tomind was "You look just like a girl!" Since my mother raised me not tosay anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment . And whenyou cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MYSISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence thatmy sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After allof this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when Ihit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us twotickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer saidthat the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.Signed,Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was bornCarl.I hope that's not a problem.

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