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I love men, but these are still hilarious.

posted 8/2/2008 10:41:03 AM |
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  TastyCupcake

Men are like….



1) Men are like laxatives… they irritate the crap out of you.

2) Men are like bananas… The older they get, the less firm they are

3) Men are like the weather…nothing can be done to change them.

4) Men are like blenders… You need one, but you are not sure why?

5) Men are like chocolate bars… sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

6) Men are like commercials… you can't believe a word they say.

7) Men are like department stores. Their clothes are always ½ off.

8) Men are like Government Bonds… They take sooo long to mature.

9) Men are like mascara… They run at the first sign of emotions.

10) Men are like popcorn… They satisfy you but only for a little while.

11) Men are like snowstorms…You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get or how long it will last….

12) Men are like Lava Lamps… fun to look at but not very bright.

13) Men are like parking spots… All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

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1bunny629

Aug 2 @ 10:55AM  
11) Men are like snowstorms…You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get or how long it will last….HA! This one always cracks me up...I can't remember when I heard this...but someone text this to me...(not calling out your blog Tasty!) Right now I would take a snowstorm no matter what the consiquences...it is so freaking hot and melting doesn't help...freeze me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
missweet

Aug 2 @ 10:58AM  
Sooooooo true!!!!
shyone_4u699

Aug 2 @ 12:26PM  
Awww Tasty! If I categorized women you'd be pissed Personally, I like that number FIVE. I'd bet that one truely does categorize some men
sumdaysoon

Aug 2 @ 5:08PM  
i know what you want............

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