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posted 8/1/2008 5:42:53 AM |
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  borty293

Many of you have emailed me and asked...Bort...did you ever find your dinky after that unfortunate accident you had?

Well I happy to announce that I found my dinky vacuum wrapped in the suasage department at Safeway on sale for $5.49.

Naturally I snapped it up and took it home, Its in my refrigerator next to the weiners. I immediately phoned my doctor and plan to have micro-dinky surgery later on today. I'm slightly worried about the shrinkage tho...but the doc says ..once the blood flows through it again...it will retain its normal size,

Once again ...thanks for your concern...Professor Pan.T. Borty

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StraddleMyNose

Aug 1 @ 6:07AM  
Well, that's good to know, because I know a lot of men lose theirs as well, only to never find it ever again! You are very lucky!
Ewe_Wish

Aug 1 @ 6:12AM  
Oh God Borty..........thank god you found it...........and bless you for letting us know............i thought i found it three times yesterday in Cub Foods........
DangerousCurves999

Aug 1 @ 6:28AM  
Oh Borty you are so lucky no one bought it and gobbled it down already.
Sunshine79

Aug 1 @ 7:19AM  
Micro-dinky surgery.....LMAO!!!! Ask for an upgrade while your there!!
soft_touch938

Aug 1 @ 8:20AM  
Uh.......might I suggest you don't eat any weiners until after the surgery. Oh...and double check which package you pick up when you go for that surgery...you know, there's weiners and then there's weiners...
1bunny629

Aug 1 @ 8:31AM  
Yes what "soft "said...be careful if you check the freezer for a snack...
theSkwirl

Aug 1 @ 10:31AM  
Are you sure it's yours? I mean, I've heard there is a slew of dinkies falling off every day... how can you be sure? are there identifying marks?
hornytoad55

Aug 1 @ 11:07PM  
Borty don't forget to wear your pants around your hips. I would hate for it yo fall off again.

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