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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his
life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad
And depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. 
"Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Wallace,"My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences." 
The following day, Mr Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. 
"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas. 
" But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" 
"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing." 
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BigFlirt
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Jul 31 @ 9:42PM
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.... oldie but goodie....
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1bunny629
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Jul 31 @ 9:55PM
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Wooowhooooooooooooya gotta love the humor in that! Whether it is oldie...it is still GOLDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am so fucking sick of people showing their ass by saying they have already heard a funny or a interesting blog that could be the first for someonelse/ get over yourself...woopifuckindoo! ya heard it before...move on...show us what you have to offer instead of bitchin about others fun!  ...sorry...had to go there!
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StraddleMyNose
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Jul 31 @ 9:57PM
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manwithoutahorse
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Jul 31 @ 10:04PM
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Bunny, you have such a clear way of putting things. A cute blog, an insightful comment.
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1bunny629
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Jul 31 @ 10:22PM
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Thank you..".Sunshine" makes the clouds disappear!
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missweet
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Jul 31 @ 11:02PM
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Well at least he was considerate!
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themama
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Jul 31 @ 11:29PM
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Yep oldie but is a goodie.. 
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mrknowuwell
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Aug 1 @ 12:25AM
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sum times............a closed casket is best
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onehornytoad69
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Aug 1 @ 1:41AM
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Thx!
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 1 @ 5:47AM
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I wonder if he has figured out a place to bury them yet..........just saying... 
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