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When Private Parts Die....LMAO!!

posted 7/31/2008 9:39:36 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his
life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad
And depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Wallace,"My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas.

" But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

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BigFlirt

Jul 31 @ 9:42PM  
.... oldie but goodie....
1bunny629

Jul 31 @ 9:55PM  
Wooowhooooooooooooya gotta love the humor in that! Whether it is oldie...it is still GOLDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am so fucking sick of people showing their ass by saying they have already heard a funny or a interesting blog that could be the first for someonelse/ get over yourself...woopifuckindoo! ya heard it before...move on...show us what you have to offer instead of bitchin about others fun! ...sorry...had to go there!
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Jul 31 @ 9:57PM  
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Jul 31 @ 10:04PM  
Bunny, you have such a clear way of putting things. A cute blog, an insightful comment.
1bunny629

Jul 31 @ 10:22PM  
Thank you..".Sunshine" makes the clouds disappear!
missweet

Jul 31 @ 11:02PM  
Well at least he was considerate!
themama

Jul 31 @ 11:29PM  
Yep oldie but is a goodie..
mrknowuwell

Aug 1 @ 12:25AM  
sum times............a closed casket is best
onehornytoad69

Aug 1 @ 1:41AM  
Thx!
Ewe_Wish

Aug 1 @ 5:47AM  
I wonder if he has figured out a place to bury them yet..........just saying...

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