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posted 7/31/2008 12:21:54 PM |
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when
one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to
die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this
plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten
their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in
the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the
plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.

One button at a time........

No one moves...... ............

He removes his shirt................

Muscles ripple across his chest..........

She gasps....................

He whispers................

Here Iron this...then get me a beer.

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themama

Jul 31 @ 12:26PM  
Damn.. Was hoping for something else.....
But it is a good one thanks....
Wordsofwit

Jul 31 @ 12:30PM  
Good one, it's new on here I think.
rescueremedy

Jul 31 @ 12:51PM  
I would of smack him w/ the beer ... cute ...
soft_touch938

Jul 31 @ 2:00PM  
Oh gaud how I love jokes with unexpected punchlines... Laughed so hard that my coffee leaked out......
missweet

Jul 31 @ 2:09PM  
I'm with Mama I was hoping for something else

Good joke
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 31 @ 6:02PM  
Sunshine79

Jul 31 @ 6:22PM  
LMAO....that's hilarious!!

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