It would be rude to call you a bitch and be envious, wouldn't it? Well, I'll just let you drool over the fact that I am going to enjoy myself some sort of frozen entree for dinner tonight. So there!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh you rotten cow I am salivating over the thought of your entree defrosting. I can't wait for my heard to skip a beat as the microwave timer goes "DING". Mouth watering morsels savored bite by bite that leave me at the end screaming ..... "PORTION CONTROL!!! WHERE THE F*** IS THE REST"