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posted 7/30/2008 12:22:07 AM |
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  DangerousCurves999

Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

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themama

Jul 30 @ 12:43AM  
LOL..
Give me that wine.. (Well my beer.. or 151)
Looking4ever

Jul 30 @ 1:04AM  
I think I am a SAFEST kind of gal...
NightOfOld

Jul 30 @ 1:33AM  

SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown


I tried that one and got slapped, she was wearing red.
juliecd

Jul 30 @ 1:47AM  

Being on hormones for a year and a half,I know where you are coming from.

Julie Lynne
onehornytoad69

Jul 30 @ 1:57AM  
theSkwirl

Jul 30 @ 10:00AM  
Now that they gave me some kudos.. I'm gonna give you one!
missweet

Jul 30 @ 11:51AM  
I'm with themama I'll take a beer!!!!
Sunshine79

Jul 30 @ 4:55PM  
Yes, a safe answer indeed!!
BritnBrat

Jul 30 @ 9:17PM  
As far as my wife goes the safest option is......Honey would you like some chocolate and chips? (Brit)

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