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posted 7/29/2008 5:43:17 PM |
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The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she
gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in
bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.


The second old woman thought that this was a great Idea, so that
night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head.


The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit
arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head.


However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she
flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.
'Martha!' he exclaimed.' For heavens sake, comb your hair and
put your teeth in .... You look like an asshole.'

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missweet

Jul 29 @ 5:57PM  
Old woman should never do that!!!!
girlcountry

Jul 29 @ 8:01PM  
That's just not right!!
Sunshine79

Jul 29 @ 10:03PM  
Damn.....Truth hurts!
onehornytoad69

Jul 30 @ 2:28AM  
Good One!!!
loveableone

Jul 30 @ 10:55PM  
too funny!

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