A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. 
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 
No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.' 
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?' 
The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' 
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' 
The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,........ 'Damn thing's an hour fast!'
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mcroxton
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Jul 26 @ 9:38PM
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That's gold... pure GOLD!
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Wordsofwit
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Jul 26 @ 9:38PM
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Old, Megan. Nice try, honey but no cigar. Hugs, B.
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NightOfOld
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Jul 26 @ 10:07PM
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I usually tell them, if they played their cards right, they could have me. 
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Sunshine79
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Jul 26 @ 10:18PM
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Some like it, some don't. What can I say?
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ThePurpleProphet
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Jul 26 @ 10:26PM
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I think I have a watch like that but it died.
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clickedanad2
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Jul 26 @ 10:29PM
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I think I have a watch like that but it died. mine's always a day late
and a dollar short too
but I got a greenie
ooops - dropped it
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manwithoutahorse
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Jul 26 @ 10:46PM
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There is always someone young who hasn't heard the old nuggets. Hey, you might've gotten someone laid...Good job Sunshine!
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onehornytoad69
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Jul 27 @ 12:08AM
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Thx!!!
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mrknowuwell
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Jul 27 @ 12:59AM
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i pawned that watch 
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Looking4ever
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Jul 27 @ 1:17AM
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Watch like that might work on me... 
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Pornosaurus
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Jul 27 @ 6:07AM
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cute
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summerraven
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Jul 27 @ 6:57AM
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I like that one 
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wtxman
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Jul 27 @ 9:04AM
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Megan, Bruce is jealous because your blogs get more comments than his.......................................................and you get laid more often
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ynot7769
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Jul 27 @ 9:28AM
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a greenie from us 
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REAL_UNIQUE
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Jul 27 @ 9:38AM
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Thanks for giving me a smile today!
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sumdaysoon
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Jul 27 @ 7:39PM
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waannna fuck..........hjow about now...........................now....???????????
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asd45623
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Nov 16 @ 12:17AM
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a drunk is sitting in a bar next to a gorgeous, sophisticated lady. he asks the women "can i smell your pussy?" disgusted, the woman replies "hell no."
the drunk then says "well, it must be your feet"
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