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posted 7/26/2008 9:36:24 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.


The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'

The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'


The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'


The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,........ 'Damn thing's an hour fast!'

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mcroxton

Jul 26 @ 9:38PM  
That's gold... pure GOLD!
Wordsofwit

Jul 26 @ 9:38PM  
Old, Megan. Nice try, honey but no cigar. Hugs, B.
NightOfOld

Jul 26 @ 10:07PM  

I usually tell them, if they played their cards right, they could have me.
Sunshine79

Jul 26 @ 10:18PM  
Some like it, some don't. What can I say?
ThePurpleProphet

Jul 26 @ 10:26PM  


I think I have a watch like that but it died.
clickedanad2

Jul 26 @ 10:29PM  
I think I have a watch like that but it died.
mine's always a day late
and a dollar short too
but I got a greenie
ooops - dropped it
manwithoutahorse

Jul 26 @ 10:46PM  
There is always someone young who hasn't heard the old nuggets. Hey, you might've gotten someone laid...Good job Sunshine!
onehornytoad69

Jul 27 @ 12:08AM  
Thx!!!
mrknowuwell

Jul 27 @ 12:59AM  
i pawned that watch
Looking4ever

Jul 27 @ 1:17AM  
Watch like that might work on me...
Pornosaurus

Jul 27 @ 6:07AM  
cute
summerraven

Jul 27 @ 6:57AM  
I like that one
wtxman

Jul 27 @ 9:04AM  
Megan, Bruce is jealous because your blogs get more comments than his.......................................................and you get laid more often
ynot7769

Jul 27 @ 9:28AM  
a greenie from us
REAL_UNIQUE

Jul 27 @ 9:38AM  
Thanks for giving me a smile today!
sumdaysoon

Jul 27 @ 7:39PM  
waannna fuck..........hjow about now...........................now....???????????
asd45623

Nov 16 @ 12:17AM  
a drunk is sitting in a bar next to a gorgeous, sophisticated lady. he asks the women "can i smell your pussy?" disgusted, the woman replies "hell no."
the drunk then says "well, it must be your feet"

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