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posted 7/26/2008 3:53:38 AM |
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I was reading the Quantum Mechanics blog and remembered some unexplainable things that have happened to me.

I was sitting at the dinning room table playing solatare when I looked up and saw myself in the living room watching TV and No...I was not stoned.

Another time I was sitting on the sofa and tried to get up but couldn't when I suddenly realized ...I was the sofa All I could think of was ...gawd...I hope nobody sits down...

Anyone else have any strange occurances to relate?

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Jul 26 @ 4:05AM  
ummm No, nothin like those..!
Are U huffin? Just askin..

Jul 26 @ 4:13AM  
Borty, you been sniffin more than panties.....Haven't you?

Sadly, we might have to report this to OCEA.
Ummm, do they have OCEA in Canada..or are you still in Ash's closet?
Darn, Ash is my friend ...I hate to do that to her..but your safety seems to be at serious risk here......

Jul 26 @ 4:32AM  
What's the OCEA..?

Jul 26 @ 4:38AM  
hmm, guess you don't have it in Canada... lol

They go into factories and check for unsafe or illegal procedures going on.
I don't remember exactly what the letters stand for..

Jul 26 @ 5:37AM  
i thought i was a car once but couldn't find my tires...that freaked me out

Jul 26 @ 7:47AM  
I thought I was a man once but I couldn't find my penis

Jul 26 @ 9:41AM  
One time i thought i was a person then i realized nope i am still me...

Jul 26 @ 10:59AM  
I'ma sit on the sofa

Jul 26 @ 11:23AM  
Oh also, I once woke up somewhere I hadn't gone.

Jul 26 @ 12:00PM  
A few times I have thought I found what I was looking for...

Jul 26 @ 1:00PM  

I once pictured myself as a nice guy., but my ex dispelled that myth.
she said I was an ass hole for taking the kids.
I didn't know I had, had any kids. I don't have any stretch marks.

Jul 26 @ 1:45PM  
OSHA: Occupational Safety and Health Administration

Jul 26 @ 2:42PM  
A really strange friend from Canada has been posting some very unusual blogs.

Jul 26 @ 3:27PM  
Wow, whatever your on, I want some!!

Jul 26 @ 4:13PM  
When it's really quiet, I faintly hear drives me nuts sometimes. I wish "they'd" turn it up so I could really hear it or just turn it off. Radio waves transmitting through the metal in my partials??? Who knows..........

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