A man's wife tells him to go buy ham. So when he gets there he asks the butcher for some ham. the butcher says "we have a special on this damn ham" The man looks at him in disgust and says "dont curse at me".The butcher tells him that it is amsterdam ham but dam ham for short. The man says ok and purchases the ham.He goes to his wife and explains the ham situation.At dinner the the father tells the son "pass the damn ham" the son says "pass the muthafuckin potatoes"
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