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posted 7/22/2008 7:02:37 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said,
'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
'New house, new madam.' The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'

When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls.'

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,

'Hi Keith'

I know this is an oldie, but I had to share it, it made me laugh so hard imagining if that really happened....lol

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StraddleMyNose

Jul 22 @ 7:07PM  
OMG!!! Now that was funny.

Keith has a lot of explaining to do!
Ewe_Wish

Jul 22 @ 7:34PM  
it was an oldie but a goodie ...........Im still laughing imagining the look on his face...........and the one on his wifes...........
casuallylooking

Jul 22 @ 8:41PM  
But it was still worth laughing at........

I had forgotten about hearing it before until after Keight came home....
loveableone

Jul 22 @ 8:50PM  
Well sunshine, I have NEVER heard it before!! Thats awesome!! Thanks sweety!
LateNights121

Jul 22 @ 9:08PM  
Lawl
themama

Jul 22 @ 10:51PM  
Oldie but goodie...
clickedanad2

Jul 22 @ 11:36PM  
it's new to me
here's your greenie
Looking4ever

Jul 23 @ 12:06AM  
New to me too...and frickin' funny!
onehornytoad69

Jul 23 @ 12:12AM  
Thx!! It was new to me!!

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