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When I say broke, I mean BROKE!!

posted 7/22/2008 8:43:27 AM |
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  Sunshine79

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.



"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."



"Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the clever young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration!"



And with that, he promptly emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."



The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

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1bunny629

Jul 22 @ 8:51AM  
opps! HA! Why can't there be door to door men whores with payment plans...I would get serviced and get my credit back in check...Vacuum cleaners...geezzzzzzzz, don't they know we are sick of that hose!!!
onehornytoad69

Jul 22 @ 9:02AM  

Cute... Thx!!!
Ewe_Wish

Jul 22 @ 9:24AM  
casuallylooking

Jul 22 @ 9:44AM  
themama

Jul 22 @ 10:15AM  
cute...
bandengor

Jul 22 @ 12:34PM  
hopon

Jul 22 @ 4:12PM  
that is fucking gross.... but it certainly did make me laugh...
Scottishtease

Jul 22 @ 4:51PM  
rofl...lmao....oh my god that was hilarious....kudo for that. :>)
StraddleMyNose

Jul 22 @ 7:01PM  
OUCH!

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