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posted 7/22/2008 2:01:02 AM |
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I'm not one that usually posts forwards that I receive but I really enjoyed a lot of these and thought some of you might also.

APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH; ADAGE


1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. - Like this: It could be a right number.

13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies ! )

18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Yugo.

19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!

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borty293

Jul 22 @ 2:16AM  
Well I can certainly relate to #19 and the one about the cat is absolutly true...the cat next door flops down and wants a belly scratch everytime she see's me.
onehornytoad69

Jul 22 @ 2:40AM  
Awesome... Ty... My Fav was..
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all
1bunny629

Jul 22 @ 8:26AM  
The bald guy had a pussy tatooed on his head and he will always be in the situation where he won't be able to get it off....or if he grows his hair out he will always have his own hairy pussy...HA! nevermind...I saw a guy with a pussy tatooed on his head, I just had to bring ot up somehow!
Ewe_Wish

Jul 22 @ 9:28AM  
These were good............thanks for sharing and its good to see you...........You've been missed......
casuallylooking

Jul 22 @ 9:57AM  
Some people should read #2 and think about their animals AND their children..

Thanks for sharing these... As Dayna said, you were missed..
BigFlirt

Jul 22 @ 11:07AM  
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies ! )


That means all them tattoo'd roses will become long stem roses...
onehornytoad69

Jul 22 @ 11:49AM  
I saw a guy with a pussy tatooed on his head

I can hear the grandkids now... Hey Grandpa.. whats that tattoo on your head!!!
Too funny!!!
bandengor

Jul 22 @ 12:40PM  
Am I too young to admit that most of those apply to me?
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 22 @ 7:12PM  
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

I don't know, I'm still waiting on mine!
Thenewguy2957

Jul 22 @ 10:01PM  
I've been known to give women multiple aphorisms.
Looking4ever

Jul 23 @ 12:03AM  

I've been known to give women multiple aphorisms.


Ah, a man with a great sex organ...a BRAIN!

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