........If Bruce doesn't think this is funny, well then he has no sense of humor!  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,
there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . .
Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.
'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your
wife and go home.
'
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my
wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife
and go home.
'
Finally, it was the woman's turn.
She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots
were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly
and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
'I had to beat him to death
with the chair.
'
MORAL:
Women are crazy.
Don't mess with them!!
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themama
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Jul 22 @ 12:02AM
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We aren't crazy are we....... 
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StraddleMyNose
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Jul 22 @ 12:04AM
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We aren't crazy are we.......
Yeah, well most of ya are....but then I'm a crazy too! 
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clickedanad2
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Jul 22 @ 12:05AM
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that gets ya a greenie
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BigFlirt
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Jul 22 @ 12:07AM
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That was funny....But i am keeping my distance from you, just incase one of them chairs misses you and hits me, i am allergic to pain....
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themama
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Jul 22 @ 12:07AM
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Hmm come here Shawn and i can show you how crazy we woman can be....
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StraddleMyNose
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Jul 22 @ 12:07AM
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that gets ya a greenie
Thank you, Click. Knowing Bruce, he's probably heard it already...
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StraddleMyNose
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Jul 22 @ 12:09AM
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Hmm come here Shawn and i can show you how crazy we woman can be....
Oh, I hope you're talking about the crazy in bed part... 
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NightOfOld
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Jul 22 @ 12:09AM
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Of course not mama.
 no mama,... put that chair down. 
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NightOfOld
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Jul 22 @ 12:12AM
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Sneaks back and leaves a green thing.
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themama
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Jul 22 @ 12:16AM
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Hmm let me think about that one Shawn,, 
Hmmm maybe... Maybe not....
I am crazy in and out of bed...
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StraddleMyNose
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Jul 22 @ 12:19AM
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I am crazy in and out of bed...
Well, I would love to see it in bed, along with some freakiness.
Sneaks back and leaves a green thing.
Thank you, Chuck!
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Looking4ever
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Jul 22 @ 12:23AM
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'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
'I had to beat him to death
with the chair.
'
MORAL:
Women are crazy.
No, women can just follow directions better and are more creative in acomplishing the job given! 
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StraddleMyNose
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Jul 22 @ 12:24AM
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No, women can just follow directions better and are more creative in acomplishing the job given!
Ya got a point there!
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themama
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Jul 22 @ 12:25AM
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Freakiness Hmmm I might just get like that.......
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geena
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Jul 22 @ 12:26AM
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moral of the story :
[B]DON'T[/B]drive women crazy, you will not survive
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StraddleMyNose
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Jul 22 @ 12:29AM
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Freakiness Hmmm I might just get like that.......
I'd better stop before.....
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themama
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Jul 22 @ 12:30AM
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Stop before what now?????
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StraddleMyNose
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Jul 22 @ 12:32AM
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Stop before what now?????
Well, if I continue then I will....nah, nevermind....
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themama
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Jul 22 @ 12:35AM
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StraddleMyNose
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Jul 22 @ 12:44AM
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Stop before what now?????
I'd better stop before you corrupt me... I mean, I am innocent... 
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themama
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Jul 22 @ 12:49AM
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You innocent.. I don't think so.....
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Looking4ever
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Jul 22 @ 12:58AM
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You innocent.. I don't think so.....
Sure he is innocent. Innocent of being NORMAL. This boy is a deviant with a capital A!
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onehornytoad69
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Jul 22 @ 2:10AM
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I've heard it before.. but its still the Truth!!!
Why do You think I'm horny and single!! 
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Looking4ever
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Jul 22 @ 2:20AM
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Why do You think I'm horny and single!!
'Cause you can't find a woman that will put up with you?!?!?!
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Sunshine79
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Jul 22 @ 8:40AM
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Damn...don't mess with us women!!! 
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Ewe_Wish
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Jul 22 @ 9:33AM
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No, women can just follow directions better and are more creative in acomplishing the job given! L4E said it.............and nuff said!!!
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casuallylooking
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Jul 22 @ 10:07AM
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Yep, L4E had it covered with her comment.....
It had nothing to do with being crazy...we just do what we need to do to get the job finished...Correctly...the First time. What's wrong with that? ........
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Looking4ever
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Jul 22 @ 11:32AM
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we just do what we need to do to get the job finished...Correctly...the First time.
Good point! But, hey, let's give the guys in the story a break. At least they followed the rule: If you can't do the job right (the first time), don't bother.
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Scottishtease
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Jul 22 @ 12:16PM
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At least now men realize that we are willing to do anything to get the job done chuckle..good blog brat.
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bandengor
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Jul 22 @ 12:33PM
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That's funny! good one!
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Wordsofwit
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Jul 25 @ 10:04AM
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It's a funny joke, an old funny joke. When I heard it, it was the CIA.
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