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posted 7/21/2008 11:57:29 PM |
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........If Bruce doesn't think this is funny, well then he has no sense of humor! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.


After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,
there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.



For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.


'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances.



Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . .

Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.

'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.

Take your
wife and go home.

'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes.


The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my
wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes.

Take your wife
and go home.

'

Finally, it was the woman's turn.

She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots
were heard, one after another.

They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly
and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.



'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.

'I had to beat him to death
with the chair.

'

MORAL:
Women are crazy.

Don't mess with them!!

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themama

Jul 22 @ 12:02AM  
We aren't crazy are we.......
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 22 @ 12:04AM  
We aren't crazy are we.......

Yeah, well most of ya are....but then I'm a crazy too!
clickedanad2

Jul 22 @ 12:05AM  
that gets ya a greenie
BigFlirt

Jul 22 @ 12:07AM  
That was funny....But i am keeping my distance from you, just incase one of them chairs misses you and hits me, i am allergic to pain....
themama

Jul 22 @ 12:07AM  
Hmm come here Shawn and i can show you how crazy we woman can be....
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 22 @ 12:07AM  
that gets ya a greenie

Thank you, Click. Knowing Bruce, he's probably heard it already...
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 22 @ 12:09AM  
Hmm come here Shawn and i can show you how crazy we woman can be....

Oh, I hope you're talking about the crazy in bed part...
NightOfOld

Jul 22 @ 12:09AM  

Of course not mama.

no mama,... put that chair down.
NightOfOld

Jul 22 @ 12:12AM  

Sneaks back and leaves a green thing.
themama

Jul 22 @ 12:16AM  
Hmm let me think about that one Shawn,,
Hmmm maybe... Maybe not....
I am crazy in and out of bed...
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 22 @ 12:19AM  
I am crazy in and out of bed...

Well, I would love to see it in bed, along with some freakiness.

Sneaks back and leaves a green thing.

Thank you, Chuck!

Looking4ever

Jul 22 @ 12:23AM  
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.

'I had to beat him to death
with the chair.

'

MORAL:
Women are crazy.

No, women can just follow directions better and are more creative in acomplishing the job given!
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 22 @ 12:24AM  
No, women can just follow directions better and are more creative in acomplishing the job given!

Ya got a point there!
themama

Jul 22 @ 12:25AM  
Freakiness Hmmm I might just get like that.......
geena

Jul 22 @ 12:26AM  
moral of the story :

[B]DON'T[/B]drive women crazy, you will not survive
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 22 @ 12:29AM  
Freakiness Hmmm I might just get like that.......

I'd better stop before.....
themama

Jul 22 @ 12:30AM  
Stop before what now?????
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 22 @ 12:32AM  
Stop before what now?????

Well, if I continue then I will....nah, nevermind....
themama

Jul 22 @ 12:35AM  
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 22 @ 12:44AM  
Stop before what now?????

I'd better stop before you corrupt me... I mean, I am innocent...
themama

Jul 22 @ 12:49AM  
You innocent.. I don't think so.....
Looking4ever

Jul 22 @ 12:58AM  
You innocent.. I don't think so.....

Sure he is innocent. Innocent of being NORMAL. This boy is a deviant with a capital A!
onehornytoad69

Jul 22 @ 2:10AM  

I've heard it before.. but its still the Truth!!!
Why do You think I'm horny and single!!
Looking4ever

Jul 22 @ 2:20AM  
Why do You think I'm horny and single!!

'Cause you can't find a woman that will put up with you?!?!?!
Sunshine79

Jul 22 @ 8:40AM  
Damn...don't mess with us women!!!
Ewe_Wish

Jul 22 @ 9:33AM  
No, women can just follow directions better and are more creative in acomplishing the job given!
L4E said it.............and nuff said!!!
casuallylooking

Jul 22 @ 10:07AM  
Yep, L4E had it covered with her comment.....
It had nothing to do with being crazy...we just do what we need to do to get the job finished...Correctly...the First time. What's wrong with that? ........
Looking4ever

Jul 22 @ 11:32AM  
we just do what we need to do to get the job finished...Correctly...the First time.

Good point! But, hey, let's give the guys in the story a break. At least they followed the rule: If you can't do the job right (the first time), don't bother.
Scottishtease

Jul 22 @ 12:16PM  
At least now men realize that we are willing to do anything to get the job done chuckle..good blog brat.
bandengor

Jul 22 @ 12:33PM  
That's funny! good one!
Wordsofwit

Jul 25 @ 10:04AM  
It's a funny joke, an old funny joke. When I heard it, it was the CIA.

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